"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Another Dumb Cvnt On Social Media

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Jaylan

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Yeah I saw this show up in my feed today. I reported it to Facebook and selected the animal cruelty report button, and they told me it didnt violate their Terms of Service.

Some bull**** right there. **** that woman and **** facebook staff.
 

Desdinova

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This is the thing... People who get pets should know what they're in store for. If you get a dog, chances are it's going to bark at damn near anything that moves. That is the nature of a dog, and you bought into it whether you like it or not. It drives me nuts how people will yell at their dog to shut up (which never works) or kick the dog across the room because it won't shut up. If you don't like the sound of a dog barking, then DON'T GET A DOG. Women are the fvcking worst for this because they get a dog when it's a cute puppy which triggers their "aww so adorable" emotion, but complain when the dog grows up, gets large, chews on damn near everything, and barks at the slightest noise around the house.

It's a damn good thing women can't have a cute bear cub as a pet, or they'd be bytching that the bear grew up and ate their child.
 

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To be honest, she's WAAAAAY on the other side of the spectrum of most idiot chick dog owners I know. NO discipline whatsoever. Dogs running around all over their furniture (including their bed) sh!tting and pissing all over the carpet, barking at me when I bend her over the bannister. Don't know which one is worse.
 

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A dog is a man's best friend, not the woman.



The only dogs girl like are those little ruts that they keep in their purses with clothes on.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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FairShake

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Times have changed. This type of punishment is benign compared to what my parents (and every other adult) used to do to their pooch who pooped, barked, or chewed when they were not supposed to. Not unlike punishment today for children who fvck, smoke, and drink when they're not supposed to.

A dog may be a man's best friend but social media is a dog's (and cat's) best friend. Made them stars and untouchable!
 

parkthebus

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A dog is a man's best friend, not the woman.



The only dogs girl like are those little ruts that they keep in their purses with clothes on.
Most chiuauas are actually clothed because they feel the cold and literally shake otherwise.
 
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