Every and any party we go to we all run into hot, sexy, DTF girls. Every one of these girls comes with orbitters. Other guys leeching on to that single girl trying their hardest to get her alone and within their grasp. It seems as though every party that ive been to lately, my game has been lacking and i havent been able to separate the girl from the orbitters. Anyone wanna share their top-notch methods on getting rid of them in minimal time?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Annoying, ****-blocking, orbitters!
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