"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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American Women

Yo'Mama

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This is my first time in the US where I've actually been looking to meet girls.

Thoughts:

1. American women don't seem any worse or any better than women anywhere else (and I've lived in a few different places).

2. Your country has a massive (pun intended) obesity problem. It's simply disgusting. I'm from the UK which isn't too far behind although I don't live there anymore.

3. This is a great country. I came here with all the usual prejudices that Brits have but it's just been awesome.

I know 2 and 3 don't really relate to women but wanted to throw them in there.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Borknagar

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American women are ****, just like I'm sure the US influenced UK women are. It's just westernized feminized culture. Most US women are good for a quick pump and dump, but not much else. There are rare ones, that are single, but liek I said rare. And are single cause they are young(like 20) and still working on their future. If a women is older, she is single, cause she isn't worth a thing. Usually. But there will be a few older ones who just don't get out so much, those can be gems. Rare as well. For me the funnest women to interact with a culturally different women. I dated a Turkish girl, and she was so different than girls here, and she was so hot! I kinda screwed it up though. But then again, she wasn't going to stay here.

With your accent you would have an advantage though, women will probably love it, use it to your advantage, just don't expect anything more than short term./
 

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Borknagar.

I agree with you to be honest that the quality is low. It's just everywhere else seems to be as bad!

Well I haven't lived everywhere I suppose.

One thing I can say for sure though is don't entertain the idea of Asian women being better. They're worse if anything (at least not fat though).
 

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Depends, I don't have a whole lot of experience with them, my bud Layne is an expert though, he's 40 and Korean, and ****s 20 some year olds. I guess it might depend on if they are westernized or not. As long as they are westernized, color/race doesn't mean ****.
 

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I have some experience with Koreans but more with Chinese/Japanese. There are some lovely ones but they can be so calculating and devious.

Also there are many that will be all sweetness and light until marriage and then BOOM!

I'm going by personal experiences and looking at a lot of friends' situations.

At least American women speak English!
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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And going out with a Japanese girl is like dating an overgrown child with particularly abundant pubic hair.
 
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