Kalel21
Don Juan
Do american guys find their accents help them in sarging when i England? Or at least help in the approach?
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
You're fvcking retarded. I was in the Marines, and was stationed as an embassy guard in London. Our American accents got more English chicks on our jock than you'll ever know.reallyfreakinlost said:why the hell would an english girl choose an american accent over an english accent? that is like asking someone to choose rosie o'donnel over jennifer aniston
You were in the Marines? Tell me, how many English chicks did you get?Mr_knowit_all said:You're fvcking retarded. I was in the Marines, and was stationed as an embassy guard in London. Our American accents got more English chicks on our jock than you'll ever know.
So shut the fvck up. American women do dig a brit accent, but American accents are equally sought after in the UK.
P.s. Women really dig the Geico Gieco accent...
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Ok snaggletoothed limey, I was there even after I was in the Marines, and English chicks were still all over our jocks.reallyfreakinlost said:Oh, Mister Know-It-Ass... another thing...
Even if you did get girls to like you (which I'm sure never happens in the States), they probably did so because of your uniform not your accent. We're talking about accents in this thread, not uniforms, so take your ass back to england where you can get more shallow b*tches
Oh, before you acuse me of being British, my mom is Korean, my dad is IrishMr_knowit_all said:Ok snaggletoothed limey, I was there even after I was in the Marines, and English chicks were still all over our jocks.
Most brit accents sound like ****. ****ney accents sound atrocious. So take your pasty faced asses back to your fantasy life and again..shut the fvck up.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Umm, that may have had something to do with being in the marines and not so much your accent.Mr_knowit_all said:You're fvcking retarded. I was in the Marines, and was stationed as an embassy guard in London. Our American accents got more English chicks on our jock than you'll ever know.
So shut the fvck up. American women do dig a brit accent, but American accents are equally sought after in the UK.
P.s. Women really dig the Geico Gieco accent...
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.