Kalel21
Don Juan
Do american guys find their accents help them in sarging when i England? Or at least help in the approach?
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
You're fvcking retarded. I was in the Marines, and was stationed as an embassy guard in London. Our American accents got more English chicks on our jock than you'll ever know.reallyfreakinlost said:why the hell would an english girl choose an american accent over an english accent? that is like asking someone to choose rosie o'donnel over jennifer aniston
You were in the Marines? Tell me, how many English chicks did you get?Mr_knowit_all said:You're fvcking retarded. I was in the Marines, and was stationed as an embassy guard in London. Our American accents got more English chicks on our jock than you'll ever know.
So shut the fvck up. American women do dig a brit accent, but American accents are equally sought after in the UK.
P.s. Women really dig the Geico Gieco accent...
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Ok snaggletoothed limey, I was there even after I was in the Marines, and English chicks were still all over our jocks.reallyfreakinlost said:Oh, Mister Know-It-Ass... another thing...
Even if you did get girls to like you (which I'm sure never happens in the States), they probably did so because of your uniform not your accent. We're talking about accents in this thread, not uniforms, so take your ass back to england where you can get more shallow b*tches
Oh, before you acuse me of being British, my mom is Korean, my dad is IrishMr_knowit_all said:Ok snaggletoothed limey, I was there even after I was in the Marines, and English chicks were still all over our jocks.
Most brit accents sound like ****. ****ney accents sound atrocious. So take your pasty faced asses back to your fantasy life and again..shut the fvck up.
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Umm, that may have had something to do with being in the marines and not so much your accent.Mr_knowit_all said:You're fvcking retarded. I was in the Marines, and was stationed as an embassy guard in London. Our American accents got more English chicks on our jock than you'll ever know.
So shut the fvck up. American women do dig a brit accent, but American accents are equally sought after in the UK.
P.s. Women really dig the Geico Gieco accent...
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.