"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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America: The Grim Truth

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Good post, you do realize the rest of the western world is slowly turning to **** though
 
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Best Post Ever

BigJimbo said:
I love how some think traveling the world killing people and blowing things up is "experiencing the culture". I travel the world boozing, dating, clubbing, baring (is that a word?), buying, etc. In the end I harm not a soul. I bring money to certain economies, date their most beautiful girls, and drink their local booze and eat their local foods. Hell, I NEED TO BE THANKED! The world LOVES ME! My weapon of choice is a wallet. You want to spread Americanism? Just send me.

Saddest thing is that people don't forget. I could have single handedly solved the problems in Serbia. You could have sent me and a few friends in with some money, the names of the coolest bars/discos, and our American issued smiles (Americans have a certain constant smile). We would have succeeded where America and the West failed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCOxTVhB5sY&feature=related
Look. Less than 10 years later and the Serbs still don't forget. Wow. There goes the USA Embassy. Sad. They are not destroying it because I was once in Serbia. Hell no. Serbs love me. Nice girls as well.

Seriously. It is called "Blowback". You can't kill innocent people and be forgiven in this day and age. Use other strategies. It is a VERY legit idea that many in the USA intelligence sector agree with. Brains over bullets.
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This has to be one of the best posts ever, lmao!

I am writing a pilot right now, starring MNIN, oops I mean Bluntmaester, and Big Jimbo. It will be the funniest show to ever hit the airwaves. I might have to write in a part for Poonani Maker!!!
 
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You will never get me to leave. I'm no ***** and this is my city and my country too. The lower and upper classes want it to do what they want but I'm one of the guys in the middle who is doing what ever I can to keep it for me and my family and my friends.

Drug dealers and thieves will not scare me off the streets of Upper Darby PA. Robberbarons and corporate fat cats will not beat me into a zombie like state of apathy. I am too secure in myself to give in and too rooted in myself to escape. If you ask me that's the REAL war we need to fight. One with knowledge, skills, perserverance (sp?), and triumph.
 
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I think a lot of you guys have to come to realization that you are not as smart as you think and you do not know everything...
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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teagan said:
I think a lot of you guys have to come to realization that you are not as smart as you think and you do not know everything...
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Not me bruddah. Once you've got it figured out you're as far as possible.
 
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iqqi said:
This has to be one of the best posts ever, lmao!

I am writing a pilot right now, starring MNIN, oops I mean Bluntmaester, and Big Jimbo. It will be the funniest show to ever hit the airwaves. I might have to write in a part for Poonani Maker!!!
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I'm calling BS. Where is the script? Send it to me. And maybe I'll even give you my personal email address if you are lucky babe. Don't be jealous that I have a new woman. I had that Entourage show on for a minute the other day, that dude does look like me.

This could be bigger than Seinfeld.
 
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