"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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America: The Grim Truth

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Good post, you do realize the rest of the western world is slowly turning to **** though
 

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Best Post Ever

BigJimbo said:
I love how some think traveling the world killing people and blowing things up is "experiencing the culture". I travel the world boozing, dating, clubbing, baring (is that a word?), buying, etc. In the end I harm not a soul. I bring money to certain economies, date their most beautiful girls, and drink their local booze and eat their local foods. Hell, I NEED TO BE THANKED! The world LOVES ME! My weapon of choice is a wallet. You want to spread Americanism? Just send me.

Saddest thing is that people don't forget. I could have single handedly solved the problems in Serbia. You could have sent me and a few friends in with some money, the names of the coolest bars/discos, and our American issued smiles (Americans have a certain constant smile). We would have succeeded where America and the West failed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCOxTVhB5sY&feature=related
Look. Less than 10 years later and the Serbs still don't forget. Wow. There goes the USA Embassy. Sad. They are not destroying it because I was once in Serbia. Hell no. Serbs love me. Nice girls as well.

Seriously. It is called "Blowback". You can't kill innocent people and be forgiven in this day and age. Use other strategies. It is a VERY legit idea that many in the USA intelligence sector agree with. Brains over bullets.
This has to be one of the best posts ever, lmao!

I am writing a pilot right now, starring MNIN, oops I mean Bluntmaester, and Big Jimbo. It will be the funniest show to ever hit the airwaves. I might have to write in a part for Poonani Maker!!!
 

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You will never get me to leave. I'm no ***** and this is my city and my country too. The lower and upper classes want it to do what they want but I'm one of the guys in the middle who is doing what ever I can to keep it for me and my family and my friends.

Drug dealers and thieves will not scare me off the streets of Upper Darby PA. Robberbarons and corporate fat cats will not beat me into a zombie like state of apathy. I am too secure in myself to give in and too rooted in myself to escape. If you ask me that's the REAL war we need to fight. One with knowledge, skills, perserverance (sp?), and triumph.
 

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I think a lot of you guys have to come to realization that you are not as smart as you think and you do not know everything...
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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teagan said:
I think a lot of you guys have to come to realization that you are not as smart as you think and you do not know everything...
Not me bruddah. Once you've got it figured out you're as far as possible.
 

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iqqi said:
This has to be one of the best posts ever, lmao!

I am writing a pilot right now, starring MNIN, oops I mean Bluntmaester, and Big Jimbo. It will be the funniest show to ever hit the airwaves. I might have to write in a part for Poonani Maker!!!

I'm calling BS. Where is the script? Send it to me. And maybe I'll even give you my personal email address if you are lucky babe. Don't be jealous that I have a new woman. I had that Entourage show on for a minute the other day, that dude does look like me.

This could be bigger than Seinfeld.
 
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