"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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am i the only one who doesn't like licking a girl out?

speakeasy

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Now where I draw the line is licking ass. No way in hell am I chowing down on a girl's bootyhole.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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azanon

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speakeasy said:
Now where I draw the line is licking ass. No way in hell am I chowing down on a girl's bootyhole.
I suspect this happens far less often after 2 girls, one cup.
 

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i saw a video the other night. that dirty b!tch savita rose... licked the finger of a guy after he had it deep in her ass.
 

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Please don't call it "licking a girl out" - it's eating pu$$y.


@ STR8UP - I agree 100% with everything you said.

@ azanon - that vid is just sick


about eating ass - done it, like it doing it (with the right conditions) and like having it done. And if you haven't had a girl lick your ass - you are missing out - gotta find a filthy one though!
 

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^it's just not the same as when you see it in porn... in porn you don't have to deal a thing called smell!
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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speed dawg

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I love to lick pvssy, ass and everything in between. But it varies with how how the girl is and her hygiene obviously. But if I'm drunk that may not even matter. Also depends on how freaky of a mood I'm in.

Sh1t I've talked girls into having porno-type sex and you'd be amazed the freaky crap you will do if the girl is hot and smells and such don't factor in. Me and this milf one time put down plastic tarp in her backyard and squirted baby oil all over it and went to town and did some downright nasty stuff, but at the time was cool as hell. I've never had a harder cack in my life, got off like 3 times in 30 minutes.
 

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I love licking her out, even more than the reciprocal bl0wjob after. A whole lot more, in fact.

I got pi$$ed off one time with my last ex because she only ever wanted to do things to me, but wouldn't let me do stuff to her. I suppose she was embarrassed by it or whatever.
 

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I used to love going down on a girl. But then I had a gf I couldnt make *** no matter how hard I tried. I was with her for 3 years. Since then I have lost confidence on making girls *** that way.

My current gf actually doesn't like it as she's extremely ticklish!
 
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