"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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am i the only one who doesn't like licking a girl out?

speakeasy

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Now where I draw the line is licking ass. No way in hell am I chowing down on a girl's bootyhole.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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azanon

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speakeasy said:
Now where I draw the line is licking ass. No way in hell am I chowing down on a girl's bootyhole.
I suspect this happens far less often after 2 girls, one cup.
 

tony-montana

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i saw a video the other night. that dirty b!tch savita rose... licked the finger of a guy after he had it deep in her ass.
 

Rounder

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Please don't call it "licking a girl out" - it's eating pu$$y.


@ STR8UP - I agree 100% with everything you said.

@ azanon - that vid is just sick


about eating ass - done it, like it doing it (with the right conditions) and like having it done. And if you haven't had a girl lick your ass - you are missing out - gotta find a filthy one though!
 

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^it's just not the same as when you see it in porn... in porn you don't have to deal a thing called smell!
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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speed dawg

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I love to lick pvssy, ass and everything in between. But it varies with how how the girl is and her hygiene obviously. But if I'm drunk that may not even matter. Also depends on how freaky of a mood I'm in.

Sh1t I've talked girls into having porno-type sex and you'd be amazed the freaky crap you will do if the girl is hot and smells and such don't factor in. Me and this milf one time put down plastic tarp in her backyard and squirted baby oil all over it and went to town and did some downright nasty stuff, but at the time was cool as hell. I've never had a harder cack in my life, got off like 3 times in 30 minutes.
 

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I love licking her out, even more than the reciprocal bl0wjob after. A whole lot more, in fact.

I got pi$$ed off one time with my last ex because she only ever wanted to do things to me, but wouldn't let me do stuff to her. I suppose she was embarrassed by it or whatever.
 

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I used to love going down on a girl. But then I had a gf I couldnt make *** no matter how hard I tried. I was with her for 3 years. Since then I have lost confidence on making girls *** that way.

My current gf actually doesn't like it as she's extremely ticklish!
 
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