"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Alternatives to "I'm sorry".

Eulogy

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What ways one would be able to go by without concretely saying "I'm sorry."

For example, I have been out of town for a week and she would be expecting my call sometime monday. I got back on saturday the week after and will only get to speak to her sunday.

By avoiding the "I'm sorry... I was out of town, etc" what other options are available to let her know that I wasn't able to reach her?
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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You don't need to say sorry for $hit.. you were out of town, that's all she needs to know.

"I couldn't call you before, I was out of town, ..."
 

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agree

In this case you dont have to say sorry.....but there are times when we fvck up and the best way is to apologize as soon as you realize you were at wrong.....for that i suggest you say .....

"I apologize for that " - i never say i am sorry .....too weak, another option i use ....

" My bad...but watch me make it up to you with some hot sex"


say the last one joking...but like you really want it ...try to make her laugh.....

but main thing is to apologize as soon as you find out you are at wrong....if not you will deep yourself into a huge whole..
 

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tell her you'll lick the soles of her feet because you are so unworthy.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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CapiCrimini

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Your situation:

"You know Jesus died for our sins... would you like to die for mine?"

"Sorry my grandma died"
"really"
"Well, I found her arm on my doorstep... So i'm just guessing"

Randomness

"**** you..."

"I'd like to say i'm sorry.... but I'm not"

"Forgivness costs money... so unless your paying..."

"After I'm done kissing your ass... do you want me to eat your out? Or just go straight to ****ing you."

"Wow you must have one big anal fetish cuase it sounds like you have a whole tree up your ass."

"I blame it on my parents"

"As a young child I was molested by priests..."

"I'm saving all my sorrys for the apolcolypse, gonna cash them in all in once."

"foot"

'm just BSing.. don't sweat it... it's actually a good thing..
 

tiburon

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I actually really liked ...

After I'm done kissing your ass... do you want me to eat your out? Or just go straight to ****ing you

good i will used it one day iam in a relationship ...lol
 
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