Alternatives to "I'm sorry".

[Eulogy]

What ways one would be able to go by without concretely saying "I'm sorry."

For example, I have been out of town for a week and she would be expecting my call sometime monday. I got back on saturday the week after and will only get to speak to her sunday.

By avoiding the "I'm sorry... I was out of town, etc" what other options are available to let her know that I wasn't able to reach her?

 

[NoBull]

You don't need to say sorry for $hit.. you were out of town, that's all she needs to know.

"I couldn't call you before, I was out of town, ..."

 

[tiburon]

agree

In this case you dont have to say sorry.....but there are times when we fvck up and the best way is to apologize as soon as you realize you were at wrong.....for that i suggest you say .....

"I apologize for that " - i never say i am sorry .....too weak, another option i use ....

" My bad...but watch me make it up to you with some hot sex"


say the last one joking...but like you really want it ...try to make her laugh.....

but main thing is to apologize as soon as you find out you are at wrong....if not you will deep yourself into a huge whole..

 

[DJ_Dork]

tell her you'll lick the soles of her feet because you are so unworthy.

 

[NoBull]

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Especially if you have a foot fetish.

 

[CapiCrimini]

Your situation:

"You know Jesus died for our sins... would you like to die for mine?"

"Sorry my grandma died"
"really"
"Well, I found her arm on my doorstep... So i'm just guessing"

Randomness

"**** you..."

"I'd like to say i'm sorry.... but I'm not"

"Forgivness costs money... so unless your paying..."

"After I'm done kissing your ass... do you want me to eat your out? Or just go straight to ****ing you."

"Wow you must have one big anal fetish cuase it sounds like you have a whole tree up your ass."

"I blame it on my parents"

"As a young child I was molested by priests..."

"I'm saving all my sorrys for the apolcolypse, gonna cash them in all in once."

"foot"

'm just BSing.. don't sweat it... it's actually a good thing..

 

[tiburon]

I actually really liked ...

After I'm done kissing your ass... do you want me to eat your out? Or just go straight to ****ing you

good i will used it one day iam in a relationship ...lol