"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

Alternatives to "I'm sorry".

E

Eulogy

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Aug 17, 2004
Messages
298
Reaction score
0
What ways one would be able to go by without concretely saying "I'm sorry."

For example, I have been out of town for a week and she would be expecting my call sometime monday. I got back on saturday the week after and will only get to speak to her sunday.

By avoiding the "I'm sorry... I was out of town, etc" what other options are available to let her know that I wasn't able to reach her?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

N

NoBull

Don Juan
Joined
Aug 10, 2004
Messages
90
Reaction score
0
You don't need to say sorry for $hit.. you were out of town, that's all she needs to know.

"I couldn't call you before, I was out of town, ..."
 
T

tiburon

Banned
Joined
Jul 30, 2003
Messages
458
Reaction score
0
Age
41
Location
MIAMI & NEW YORK
agree

In this case you dont have to say sorry.....but there are times when we fvck up and the best way is to apologize as soon as you realize you were at wrong.....for that i suggest you say .....

"I apologize for that " - i never say i am sorry .....too weak, another option i use ....

" My bad...but watch me make it up to you with some hot sex"


say the last one joking...but like you really want it ...try to make her laugh.....

but main thing is to apologize as soon as you find out you are at wrong....if not you will deep yourself into a huge whole..
 
D

DJ_Dork

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jun 29, 2003
Messages
1,178
Reaction score
0
Age
48
tell her you'll lick the soles of her feet because you are so unworthy.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

Read more...

C

CapiCrimini

Master Don Juan
Joined
Aug 20, 2004
Messages
600
Reaction score
0
Age
40
Your situation:

"You know Jesus died for our sins... would you like to die for mine?"

"Sorry my grandma died"
"really"
"Well, I found her arm on my doorstep... So i'm just guessing"

Randomness

"**** you..."

"I'd like to say i'm sorry.... but I'm not"

"Forgivness costs money... so unless your paying..."

"After I'm done kissing your ass... do you want me to eat your out? Or just go straight to ****ing you."

"Wow you must have one big anal fetish cuase it sounds like you have a whole tree up your ass."

"I blame it on my parents"

"As a young child I was molested by priests..."

"I'm saving all my sorrys for the apolcolypse, gonna cash them in all in once."

"foot"

'm just BSing.. don't sweat it... it's actually a good thing..
 
T

tiburon

Banned
Joined
Jul 30, 2003
Messages
458
Reaction score
0
Age
41
Location
MIAMI & NEW YORK
I actually really liked ...

After I'm done kissing your ass... do you want me to eat your out? Or just go straight to ****ing you

good i will used it one day iam in a relationship ...lol
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
22 Rules for Massive Success With Women
Top