"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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So check it out!

I'm going to my first winter ball!

I got the smooth moves down, I got the game goin my way. I'ma have hella fun AND I'm going in an Escalade!

I'm wearing:
Black Slacks
PLain White Dress shirt
sparkly black tie
Adidas SuperStars (http://www.gallbauer.com/adidas-662282.jpg)

Firstly, what would you think of that fit with those shoes? It fits my style...

Second: ANY WORDS OF WISDOM FOR YOUR FAVORITE SEBASTIAN?!??!!

Tell me you love me :)
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Thats pimp....but you need a hat man! May I suggest a top hat?
 
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Jacket?

I dont like the combination of black slacks with the white and black shoes. Get some nice dress shoes?

Remember, dress a notch above how you think everyone else will, if you care.
 
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Christ, I wear that kind of stuff for a night out or a party. Perhaps people around me just mean I have to dress up a notch. Regardless, ties tend to look a bit 80s for parties in my opinion, and sparkly sounds trashy.

White dress shirt- sweet move. A black dinner jacket or suit over the top and boom! either leave the collar undone, or do it up and try a silver necklace of sorts to give some focal point. I really don't like the idea of a tie for a party.

Black slacks also don't look good with white shoes- read JSH's advice. I second a pair of nice black dress shoes.

If you are determined to keep those shoes, wear VERY nice jeans, maybe grey jeans? Switch the dinner jacket for something a bit less formal, and don't touch that damn tie or you'll look like the joker of the party.

Let someone else be the joker- be the King!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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can anyone say LL COOL J..lol..jk..you look good .
 
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Originally posted by Interpol
Superstars are played out, and seem underdressed in relation to the rest of the outfit...
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Yeah, but they're BRAND new. Winter ball is in 3 hours, and I bought them about 2 hours ago!

they look pimpness!
 
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