"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Almost got tricked by a shemale and even worst for my friend...

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So I went to the bar last night, and this girl( I hang out with once in a while) introduced me to this other girl. Anyways this girl was all over me, witch seemed kind of odd, and I was a little turned off by her agressive behavior. Anyways, I kind of blew her off but the other part of me wanted to get laid, but didn't go for it. We exchanged numbers, and that was that.

Anyways, my friend noticed that she was horny so he went after her. She invited him to her place, and then was playing fable 2 for 40 mins, and she passed out. So nothing happened between them, but they started exchanging text messages.

I was also exchanging text messaged, but then something seem odd.. so I googled her number, and behold she was a shemale... I also checked the local craigslist, and behold she got an add..


So moral of the story, watch out for shemales
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Yea, i sort of doubt that this is going to be a problem for most people
 
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Uh, your friend took a "girl" home and played fable 2????

I never understood the obsession with prostitiutes and lady boys. I've seen so many rich foreigners go overseas and they buy prostitues and hook up (buy) with lady boys. It's as weird as it is disgusting. Especially when it's easy to find a real woman and hook up for free.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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My best friend's older brother was in the military. He would hang in the trash bars that surround most bases. Anyways, one night he brought a chick home and 'she' gave him a blow job. He then attempted to go down on "Heather." Yep, reached down there and felt some ****.

****.
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Was he stationed abroad? Thailand and such places are notorious for having so many shemales.
 
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My questions are:

1. How did you google and find all this out unless you were so desperate that you were trying to stalk the person and paid for that info.

2. You also know a lot about finding shemales. I would of never thought to look on Craigs list for that??? How did you even know?

3. Why and I really mean WHY would a female friend of YOUR even introduce you to that thing? Women can tell. So why would she even attempt something like that?
 
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Smack said:
Was he stationed abroad? Thailand and such places are notorious for having so many shemales.
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I mean this is the least gay way possible....but there's some hot shemales in Thailand. You'd never be able to tell they're guys. A lot are raised as females by their parents from when they're kids. Forget what the name of those ones is. My buddy made out with one in Subic Bay. We don't let him hear the end of it haha
 
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there are many trannies at straight clubs these days... they know that there are many desperate men and at 2am after being rejected by every cute girl and the fat ones too many men will settle for what ever.. Desperation and alcahol is a dangerous combination.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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This thread is hilarious. :crackup:
 
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TheRealSupreme said:
My questions are:

1. How did you google and find all this out unless you were so desperate that you were trying to stalk the person and paid for that info.

2. You also know a lot about finding shemales. I would of never thought to look on Craigs list for that??? How did you even know?

3. Why and I really mean WHY would a female friend of YOUR even introduce you to that thing? Women can tell. So why would she even attempt something like that?
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1. I had a hunch, that's why I was turned off by him/her
2. Most shemales are prostitutes, because they take hormones pills, and it's very expensive.
3. I asked her, and she said she didn't know...
 
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Stéphane said:
1. I had a hunch, that's why I was turned off by him/her
2. Most shemales are prostitutes, because they take hormones pills, and it's very expensive.
3. I asked her, and she said she didn't know...
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I tried googling several numbers and it's a pay thing so you actually paid to look that persons number up???

Is this a common practice amogst this community to pay those services to stalk people?

I also had no idea about that information that you KNOW on shemales. Facinating. A whole world of reality that I have never delved into.
 
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