"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Almost got tricked by a shemale and even worst for my friend...

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So I went to the bar last night, and this girl( I hang out with once in a while) introduced me to this other girl. Anyways this girl was all over me, witch seemed kind of odd, and I was a little turned off by her agressive behavior. Anyways, I kind of blew her off but the other part of me wanted to get laid, but didn't go for it. We exchanged numbers, and that was that.

Anyways, my friend noticed that she was horny so he went after her. She invited him to her place, and then was playing fable 2 for 40 mins, and she passed out. So nothing happened between them, but they started exchanging text messages.

I was also exchanging text messaged, but then something seem odd.. so I googled her number, and behold she was a shemale... I also checked the local craigslist, and behold she got an add..


So moral of the story, watch out for shemales
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Yea, i sort of doubt that this is going to be a problem for most people
 
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Uh, your friend took a "girl" home and played fable 2????

I never understood the obsession with prostitiutes and lady boys. I've seen so many rich foreigners go overseas and they buy prostitues and hook up (buy) with lady boys. It's as weird as it is disgusting. Especially when it's easy to find a real woman and hook up for free.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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My best friend's older brother was in the military. He would hang in the trash bars that surround most bases. Anyways, one night he brought a chick home and 'she' gave him a blow job. He then attempted to go down on "Heather." Yep, reached down there and felt some ****.

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Was he stationed abroad? Thailand and such places are notorious for having so many shemales.
 
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My questions are:

1. How did you google and find all this out unless you were so desperate that you were trying to stalk the person and paid for that info.

2. You also know a lot about finding shemales. I would of never thought to look on Craigs list for that??? How did you even know?

3. Why and I really mean WHY would a female friend of YOUR even introduce you to that thing? Women can tell. So why would she even attempt something like that?
 
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Smack said:
Was he stationed abroad? Thailand and such places are notorious for having so many shemales.
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I mean this is the least gay way possible....but there's some hot shemales in Thailand. You'd never be able to tell they're guys. A lot are raised as females by their parents from when they're kids. Forget what the name of those ones is. My buddy made out with one in Subic Bay. We don't let him hear the end of it haha
 
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there are many trannies at straight clubs these days... they know that there are many desperate men and at 2am after being rejected by every cute girl and the fat ones too many men will settle for what ever.. Desperation and alcahol is a dangerous combination.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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This thread is hilarious. :crackup:
 
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TheRealSupreme said:
My questions are:

1. How did you google and find all this out unless you were so desperate that you were trying to stalk the person and paid for that info.

2. You also know a lot about finding shemales. I would of never thought to look on Craigs list for that??? How did you even know?

3. Why and I really mean WHY would a female friend of YOUR even introduce you to that thing? Women can tell. So why would she even attempt something like that?
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1. I had a hunch, that's why I was turned off by him/her
2. Most shemales are prostitutes, because they take hormones pills, and it's very expensive.
3. I asked her, and she said she didn't know...
 
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Stéphane said:
1. I had a hunch, that's why I was turned off by him/her
2. Most shemales are prostitutes, because they take hormones pills, and it's very expensive.
3. I asked her, and she said she didn't know...
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I tried googling several numbers and it's a pay thing so you actually paid to look that persons number up???

Is this a common practice amogst this community to pay those services to stalk people?

I also had no idea about that information that you KNOW on shemales. Facinating. A whole world of reality that I have never delved into.
 
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