"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Alizee - French hottie

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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KontrollerX

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She's an incredible specimen of womanhood thats for damn sure Luthor.
 

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yeah not bad. And the French accent is one of the real exotic-seeming ones, imo
 

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Until I discovered the Former Soviet Union I was into French music. Alizee was pretty cool back in the day (6 years ago). She is trying to make a comeback. She looks and sounds terrible these days.

Married and has a kid already. The new album is a joke. Nobody is buying the thing. She began as a lolita type character. She is totally the result of the freak that is Mylene Farmer. Mylene Farmer might be a freak of a woman, but she definitely has some skills. The first two Alizee albums were great. This last one is an absolute bomb though. I can't stand to even listen to it. So...If you wanna buy Alizee go with the first two. Get the int'l. version of the second album if you get the second album at all. It has more songs on it (English versions as well). Probably best to start with the first album though. BTW, she is not French. She is from Corsica. That is a huge difference to those people.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x65k9dQScT8
A great Mylene song. Video is from Brussels. This song was HUGE about 6 years ago. I like the trance mix the best.


ALIZEE Vids
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDwKPGUIVME
The one that kicked things off. "Moi-Lolita"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZlgNj-rIxw&feature=related
Much better than Madonna.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WLepyBDiyw
I always liked this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRnVfhRrtig
Probably the most artsy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EexkO8reUA&feature=related
I can remember listening to this song for hours. Wow, that was a long time ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tg2cQ96tveA&feature=related
Lorie! This was her big French rival. Think Debbie Gibson vs. Tiffany. Only thing is there were some fights back in the day between the two fan groups. At one point some Alizee fans were ambushed by Lorie fans before a concert.
 

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Cute brunettes get my m-m-m-m-m-m-motor runnin'
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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