"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Alizee - French hottie

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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KontrollerX

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She's an incredible specimen of womanhood thats for damn sure Luthor.
 

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yeah not bad. And the French accent is one of the real exotic-seeming ones, imo
 

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Until I discovered the Former Soviet Union I was into French music. Alizee was pretty cool back in the day (6 years ago). She is trying to make a comeback. She looks and sounds terrible these days.

Married and has a kid already. The new album is a joke. Nobody is buying the thing. She began as a lolita type character. She is totally the result of the freak that is Mylene Farmer. Mylene Farmer might be a freak of a woman, but she definitely has some skills. The first two Alizee albums were great. This last one is an absolute bomb though. I can't stand to even listen to it. So...If you wanna buy Alizee go with the first two. Get the int'l. version of the second album if you get the second album at all. It has more songs on it (English versions as well). Probably best to start with the first album though. BTW, she is not French. She is from Corsica. That is a huge difference to those people.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x65k9dQScT8
A great Mylene song. Video is from Brussels. This song was HUGE about 6 years ago. I like the trance mix the best.


ALIZEE Vids
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDwKPGUIVME
The one that kicked things off. "Moi-Lolita"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZlgNj-rIxw&feature=related
Much better than Madonna.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WLepyBDiyw
I always liked this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRnVfhRrtig
Probably the most artsy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EexkO8reUA&feature=related
I can remember listening to this song for hours. Wow, that was a long time ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tg2cQ96tveA&feature=related
Lorie! This was her big French rival. Think Debbie Gibson vs. Tiffany. Only thing is there were some fights back in the day between the two fan groups. At one point some Alizee fans were ambushed by Lorie fans before a concert.
 

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Cute brunettes get my m-m-m-m-m-m-motor runnin'
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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