"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Ahhhhh! Wtf

SikWitIt

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Heres the story, at my current job thers like 500 people working ther and we have our own personal email account.

So i come into work one day check my mail, and i see one that say's you have a secret admirer im like cool? So i have no idea who they are and they just keep sending me email's eventually they say they used to work with me and think im cute etc...

But never tell me ther name after i ask several times, so one day i just wrote tell me your name now, they did so i still have no clue who it is i ask my girlfriend who just happens to be my supervisor at work (dont ask) who they are and she say's that she doesnt remember anyone by that name.

So we talk about it for awhile and i tell her the things this person said and she all of a sudden starts laughing im like wtf? And guess what it's a ****ing guy man wtf i was like ahhh omg are you jokin.

So im still not convinced, i email the person and they say yes they are a guy holy hell man i knew i was cute but dam even guys are after me now thats sick cmon i dont fudge pack or ride down the hershey highway with guy's
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Docs

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And you can't TRACK this message (or get it Tracked, you should have someone there that can)?

And...this really should be in AE.
 

OfficeSpace

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Obviously your girlfriend knows who it is... SO no need to track this guy down since she knows. I would email this dude and tell him to **** off...
 

Caveman

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Enjoy that the fact that someone thinks you're cute and move on. So what if he's a guy?? You will not have to sleep with him...
It makes you seem like a loser that has never had a secret admirer before and will do anything to find out who it is.
You have a girl and other people think you're cute. Cool. What's for diner baby?
 

biker_gixxer

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You should of ignored the emails after several attempts to find out who it is... These types of silly games 'should' be beneath you.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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