"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Ahh here is a good sexual innuendo, clean and fun one liner..
- Thread starter verysuave
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Johnny Soporno
Senior Don Juan
The technique is called "Sleight of Mouth" by Jamie Smart, a brilliant and talented NLP master instructor and therapist, who just did a David D' "Interview" last month...verysuave said:
http://wordpress.com/tag/sleight-of-mouth/
"I really love your boobs" - while pointing at her footwear
Johnny Soporno
Worthy Playboy
"mmmm I like this brand of coffee its so rich in flavour and very hot and smooth when you drink it"
"yesterday I played football and it was soo humid out there, I sweated alot so when I got home I took a nice cold shower and it was the best feeling in the world"
then u make a come back like
"what were u thinking u naughty girl or whatever.." or "don't flatter yourself"
Canadian Catnip
Senior Don Juan
I did this one the other day. Girl gave me a piece of cake to eat. After I ate it she asked me if I liked the cake. I said slowly with a smile, "It was moist and delicious, and I really enjoyed eating it"DJDamage said:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Canadian Catnip
Senior Don Juan
Big smile.verysuave said:
I'm probably on her "to do" list.