"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Ah...The valentines question

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Stormblade

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Ok guys, Valentines day is hitting. I'm seeing a few girls and I feel like celebrating with one of them. Im thinking about making dinner for her and then eating some chocolates and then nailing her. I've known both girls for only a few months
Now, should we as guys just totally avoid girls on Valentines day and act like we dont even know it exists?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by Stormblade

Now, should we as guys just totally avoid girls on Valentines day and act like we dont even know it exists?
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No lol.

Are you f4cking any girls now? If you are f4cking a few different girls then yea sure get one of them something "small" if you want. Even if you aren't f4cking any of them, getting one of them something small like flowers and a card is always nice and a good way to improve your chances of f4cking one.

Generally the value of the gift depends on the level of commitment you have with the girl as well as other factors. But yea, don't act like it doesn't exist.
 
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how about she makes dinner for YOU since your willing to spend YOUR valentines day with her and she gives you a blow job special as a side dish...

sounds fair to me!
 
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Lol, I'd def have her make dinner for me but she already has!
Rather recently too...
Hmm I'll frame it as a we...Like lets make a romantic dinner tonight
 
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Yeah this actually has been a question that bothered me as a don juan. I mean theoretically u should be dating multiple girls at one time. So on valentines day they all think they're special so what do u do. Ignore all of them so u dont give any one more attention, or give all of them minimal attention like a card.

Or actually choose one to spend time with?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Grandpappy always told me to avoid any LTR's between teh months of October and Valentines Day. That way you could do whatever you wished. And no needless spending cash on obligatory chocolates.

What's wrong with a 1.50 card? Tell her that you enjoy her company on the inside of the card and kiss her.
 
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Have fun while i probably sit at home doing nothing feeling sorry for myself. :mad:
 
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Well, in my very humble opinion. There are girls out there just waiting to do something on Valentines Day. If they're seeing you they will expect something, correct?
So id say pick a girl or the girl that your seeing and do something thoughtful but not AFC...thats the whole trick
Maybe some of the other members have more of an opinion
 
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