"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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After oral sex, girl freaking out...

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Long story short, this girl i wanted to have sex with from the first week of college came to my room. She has a new bf, just started dating this week. However, I got her horny and ate her at my room. After I made her ***, she stopped me and told me that she looks at me different and will probably start treating me different and avoiding me because I made her cheat on her bf. In addition to that, she has this idea that i'm gonna tell all my friends about this.
She told me she probably wont talk to me for a while because of this...however, later on that night, she text me to tell me that i did an amazing job eating her... it was her first time being eaten and my first time eating... but later on in the convo went back to this thing that she will probably start avoiding me...

What did I do wrong and is there anyway to reverse it?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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She wants you etc etc etc. What did you expect her reaction to be? Of course she's going to be feeling like a slut. Doesn't mean she doesn't want you though - do what you've been doing, just make sure you're decisive about it.
 
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Lil Magic said:
What did I do wrong and is there anyway to reverse it?
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Maybe you ate too much.


Cheers!
 
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Lil Magic said:
Long story short, this girl i wanted to have sex with from the first week of college came to my room. She has a new bf, just started dating this week. However, I got her horny and ate her at my room. After I made her ***, she stopped me and told me that she looks at me different and will probably start treating me different and avoiding me because I made her cheat on her bf. In addition to that, she has this idea that i'm gonna tell all my friends about this.
She told me she probably wont talk to me for a while because of this...however, later on that night, she text me to tell me that i did an amazing job eating her... it was her first time being eaten and my first time eating... but later on in the convo went back to this thing that she will probably start avoiding me...

What did I do wrong and is there anyway to reverse it?
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What's so hard to figure out? She reversed the roles on you. Like a guy just looking for a girl to do nothing more than holler on his tube and then blow her off.

This is what happened to you. She wet your face, nut in your mouth and sent you on your way. Probably bragging to her friends how you give up some good lapping.

She'll be back to get your face tween her legs again soon enough... If you don't mind being her c%m buack that is...
 
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romangod said:
Maybe you ate too much.


Cheers!
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I bet she was thinking, " OMG, supersize me..."
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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LOL Fvcking Women. Typical. I probably told her do whatever the fvck you want, but I won't tell anyone b/c I am responsible guy. But of course, when I am drunk, I might tell some of my good buddies.
 
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Whenever a woman says she's never going to talk to you again, she's lying. They will always say something afterward. Basically you're going to be her emergency d1ick for when her bf is messing up.
 
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Lil Magic said:
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Nothing. It is buyers remorse she is feeling. She will try contacting you again, tell her she is right... and that you don't think it is a good idea for them to be in contact with each other and STOP corresponding with her.
 
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amoka said:
Nothing. It is buyers remorse she is feeling. She will try contacting you again, tell her she is right... and that you don't think it is a good idea for them to be in contact with each other and STOP corresponding with her.
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Lol, I really just wanted a fvck buddy. Hopefully, when she's all hot and bothered (and especially her boyfriend is like a two hour car ride away, and even then she can probably only see him on the weekend), she can just swing by and we have a little fun...
 
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She's probably telling you all this so that you don't call/text her while she's with her boyfriend. She doesn't want you to think she's leaving him for you..... yet.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Lil Magic said:
Lol, I really just wanted a fvck buddy. Hopefully, when she's all hot and bothered (and especially her boyfriend is like a two hour car ride away, and even then she can probably only see him on the weekend), she can just swing by and we have a little fun...
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Personally i'd be pretty pissed if i ate a girl out and she didn't reciprocate (but then i'd never just eat a girl out). I believe you should call her on this. Amoka gave you the best advice so far... but since you want a FB, here's what i'd do.

When she contacts you (and she will), Just reply that you've been thinking about what happened and that it was selfish of her not to reciprocate, however if she wants to return the favor you'd be willing to forgive her. But you agree that you should probably just not speak to each other again.

Don't respond to anything she says... just hold. Either she comes over and gives you head and/or hot sex or she stops speaking to you... win win imo.
 
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