silverdog
Don Juan
rofl!!! now thats funny!Originally posted by Blaaaaat
now... this IS humor!!!!
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hahahaha!!!!!!
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
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rofl!!! now thats funny!Originally posted by Blaaaaat
now... this IS humor!!!!
http://www.cafeshops.com/nakwear.7281034
hahahaha!!!!!!
Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.
I'd hit that sh!t... I wouldn't want any sort of relationship though.Originally posted by AceyR6
This is the girl he's been after all these years. She's not even fvckable in my opinion.
http://chumpco.com/~snicker/pix/pnaomi/scanned_photos/school-single.jpg
My reaction to this thread and this photo summed up in two words: HOLY ****!Originally posted by AceyR6
This is the girl he's been after all these years. She's not even fvckable in my opinion.
http://chumpco.com/~snicker/pix/pnaomi/scanned_photos/school-single.jpg
If you currently have too many women chasing you, calling you, harassing you, knocking on your door at 2 o'clock in the morning... then I have the simple solution for you.
Just read my free ebook 22 Rules for Massive Success With Women and do the opposite of what I recommend.
This will quickly drive all women away from you.
And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.
Great one, silverdog!Originally posted by silverdog
ohhhh yuck!! but hey look at the good side of her name, when spelt backwards spells I moan![]()
Dude you stole the words out of my mouth...Originally posted by Krassus
My reaction to this thread and this photo summed up in two words: HOLY ****!
If you currently have too many women chasing you, calling you, harassing you, knocking on your door at 2 o'clock in the morning... then I have the simple solution for you.
Just read my free ebook 22 Rules for Massive Success With Women and do the opposite of what I recommend.
This will quickly drive all women away from you.
And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.
What a fu*king psycho!There are many different levels of hornyness.
Those of you who have had sex or who will probably have sex in your lifetimes will never be able to appreciate the nuances of these levels, but I'll outline them for you anyway.
Level 1 is where you aren't really thinking about sex. I vaguely remember being in that condition back in third grade. Sweet innocent childhood.
Level 2 is where you are thinking about sex with someone you love. All the time. Hint: hitting your head against the wall doesn't make it stop.
Level 3 is where you are thinking about sex with people you don't care about at all. I call that Terminator mode... if I'm walking around in a crowd with a lot of women it's like a girl walks into my field of vision and I zero in on her breasts. TARGET ACQUIRED. Some stats flash across the screen and I scroll through a menu of sexual positions. When I no longer have visual contact a new target is quickly located and assessed. This continues until there are no women in sight, then I go back to the files.
Level 4 is where even really ugly girls start to look good. Immediate porn is required to fix that dangerous condition. IMMEDIATE PORN. I recommend carrying an emergency stash with you everywhere.
Level 5 is where you begin to look at common household objects and try to figure out if you can have sex with them or not. Being a big geek I think of this as simple classification. I make a "yes" pile and a "no" pile, and come up with elaborate explainations to justify my decisions.
Sometimes I get carried away though. I wonder if my parents will be confused when they wake up and find everything from their living room in two big piles.
It's definitely time for sleep.
If you currently have too many women chasing you, calling you, harassing you, knocking on your door at 2 o'clock in the morning... then I have the simple solution for you.
Just read my free ebook 22 Rules for Massive Success With Women and do the opposite of what I recommend.
This will quickly drive all women away from you.
And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.