Hello Friend,

If this is your first visit to SoSuave, I would advise you to START HERE.

It will be the most efficient use of your time.

And you will learn everything you need to know to become a huge success with women.

Thank you for visiting and have a great day!

AFC of the century... he needs serious help

She makes you weak in the knees.

But she won't give you the time of day.

Here is how to get her.

Blaaaaat

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hehe, there is also a clock an t-shirt...

maybe i should buy one, whenever i'm feeling a bit AFC, I will look at the clock... :D
 

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holly ****! :eek: there is full merchandice on this guy! lol
you know i thought i was fully afc, but after looking at this guy, it gives me hope :p
 

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ohhhh yuck!! but hey look at the good side of her name, when spelt backwards spells I moan :p
 

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Originally posted by silverdog
ohhhh yuck!! but hey look at the good side of her name, when spelt backwards spells I moan :p
Great one, silverdog!

Anyhow, it'd be interesting to hear from somebody who's contacted this guy and tried to show him the error of his ways.
 

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Re: Re: take a long at the girl

Originally posted by Krassus
My reaction to this thread and this photo summed up in two words: HOLY ****!
Dude you stole the words out of my mouth...
damn the ***** is ugly !
 

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This guy is insane

http://www.livejournal.com/users/chuckmoulton/

I really need to stop reading livejournal before class.

My daily routine is to wake up, start up my computer while I brush my teeth and shave, read my usual sites (livejournal, 158, the Conversatron, BugBoard, the FICS Forum, my Yahoo groups, and a few miscellaneous weblogs), shower, then get in the car and head to law school.

I've found this works fine most days, but when I have my 8:40 AM class on Mondays and Wednesdays there are problems. First of all the commute takes double as long because of rush hour, and for some reason I always fail to factor that into my mental clock. Secondly, I'm always dead tired because it's such a ridiculous hour to be awake.

Unfortunately with so little time to spare, if any of the websites I read have anything substanative to digest or respond to I pretty much have zero chance of making the 8:40 AM class.

The obvious solution is to stop reading websites before class those days. I've been trying that, but so far every morning when I wake up the shower has been occupied by someone else, and I figured while I was waiting I might as well poke around online. Then I get sucked in.

Today I've wasted many hours worrying about this restraining order thing some anonymous user mentioned. Yes, the unsubstantiated ramblings of an anonymous user have caused me to miss my class. That seems pretty unhealthy.

::sigh::

Sometimes I feel like thinking about Naomi and going to law school are two mutually exclusive activities because of the extraordinary time both require. And yet I would universally choose the former over the later.

I was thinking a little about what I would do if she took out a restraining order against me. I really don't know. I hope it wouldn't send me into another mental breakdown because I'm sure law school would be much less forgiving of that than college was. Part of me thinks the best reaction would be to tell my side of the story completely uncensored here. But another part of me thinks it would be best for all concerned if I just shut up and channeled everything inside.

Life is so complicated.

I wish I could be with Naomi right now as her boyfriend filling every minute of her birthday with the most fun she's ever had and presents encompassing everything materially she wants in life.
 
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LOL! It gets worse!

There are many different levels of hornyness.

Those of you who have had sex or who will probably have sex in your lifetimes will never be able to appreciate the nuances of these levels, but I'll outline them for you anyway.

Level 1 is where you aren't really thinking about sex. I vaguely remember being in that condition back in third grade. Sweet innocent childhood.

Level 2 is where you are thinking about sex with someone you love. All the time. Hint: hitting your head against the wall doesn't make it stop.

Level 3 is where you are thinking about sex with people you don't care about at all. I call that Terminator mode... if I'm walking around in a crowd with a lot of women it's like a girl walks into my field of vision and I zero in on her breasts. TARGET ACQUIRED. Some stats flash across the screen and I scroll through a menu of sexual positions. When I no longer have visual contact a new target is quickly located and assessed. This continues until there are no women in sight, then I go back to the files.

Level 4 is where even really ugly girls start to look good. Immediate porn is required to fix that dangerous condition. IMMEDIATE PORN. I recommend carrying an emergency stash with you everywhere.

Level 5 is where you begin to look at common household objects and try to figure out if you can have sex with them or not. Being a big geek I think of this as simple classification. I make a "yes" pile and a "no" pile, and come up with elaborate explainations to justify my decisions.

Sometimes I get carried away though. I wonder if my parents will be confused when they wake up and find everything from their living room in two big piles.


It's definitely time for sleep.
What a fu*king psycho!
 

Golden Arms

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You know, for being the colossal dork that he is, you have to admit - his sense of humour is not too bad
 

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Why did you bump this post?? This guy's NOT even a project...

Unless it is only you, alwaysimproving2??? I mean, you can admit it... I won't hold it against you.

We are here to help...
 

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LOL! This guy is so sad is it actually funny. Me thinks his parents ought to kick him out of the house and send him to boot camp or something... Give him something a bit more urgent to think about than precious little Naomi...
 

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Holy sh*t, I wanna beat the **** outta this guy just for stalking a goddam crack wh0re!

Then I'd probably find a crowbar to pry his head out of her ass! I bet you he could tell you what she had for breakfast it's so far up there.

If he wants her, just tell him to go over to her place with a bag of crack and $50. Oh and remember to tell him to tip her pimp.
 
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