"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I need some advice here guys. Im 17, Im a lean guy 5'8 and 142 lbs i dont remember my body fat % but it has been really low forever. Im currently lifting weights and trying to gain around 10-20 lbs but I'm also parcticing for long distance track which means that I run around 4-5 miles 5 days a week and the other 2 days I jump rope. I read that alot of cardio burns muscle too.

So is it possible to gain muscle mass with so much cardio and still not lose my speed?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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if you're practicing for distance running, stick with that. you won't be able to add much mass -- lift once or twice a week if you like, and yank the jump rope unless it's part of your training. you'll probably do better lifting in the offseason and running a bit less then.
 

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yeah listen to throttle no point in trying to add muscle with all the running you do
 

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Thanks for the reply
but what if I still lift... (I have for the past 6 weeks and I see results) would I still gain mass just slower??
Cause i dont want to waste my time, but I can compromise I dont have to gain 5 pounds in a month, 2-3 would be fine too.
 

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if it's working for you, go for it. make sure the weights keep moving up (ignore how much weight you gain, this is unreliable), and make sure you're timing yourself when you run. if either one starts to move backwards, you probably either need to eat and/or rest more.

BTW--contrary to your initial impression, cardio doesn't "burn muscle" at least not with the results you fear. a great explanation (and terrible background graphic):

http://www.oaktrees.org/fitness/burnMuscle2.html

let's face it, if you want to run long distances competitively you're going to be relatively skinny. lifting isn't a waste of time--esp. if you're seeing results--but you're talking about working at the margins.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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