"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Advice with girl from out of town

dronkitto

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Hi Guys!

I've been chatting with this girl from out of town for awhile, flirting a bit, leaving little hints, etc., all smileys and good vibes. She's coming to my town for a concert and told her to come stay a few days at my home, to which she says OK (but she's coming with a girl friend or two). That was the plan, but on a rainy afternoon I casually told her it's a nice afternoon to take a nap together, then she says "I already have someone to do that with". I ask her what she means, but she wouldn't say. Do you think she's bluffing, testing, just lying cause she wants a place to stay but no sex, or maybe she does have a BF (or GF?) and I should invite her and game her anyway? Or just forget her and let her find her own place to sleep?

Thanks!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Mantis Toboggan

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I don't know, buddy. Maybe you should send her some more smileys and texts. That always gets them wet, right?
 

dronkitto

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Mantis Toboggan said:
I don't know, buddy. Maybe you should send her some more smileys and texts. That always gets them wet, right?
heh-heh

like there's anything else I can do at a distance
 

Jair213

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dronkitto said:
heh-heh

like there's anything else I can do at a distance
you talk a bit, set up the meet, and wait. then wen the day is close u text her again to kinda remind her.



then smash.
 
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