"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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badger

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In the past I've had a good few black women. But I've never really enjoyed the experience, the reason for this is that most of them smell. Now don't get me wrong, its not an unclean smell or anything like that, its a perfumed smell which I cannot stand. I (discreetly) asked one girl I was seeing and she explained to me that it was a coconut oil of some sort that most black women use because they have dry skin and try to keep it oiled. Most of them are very very sensual and go like a train but I have decided to leave them well alone. I happened to mention this to a friend of mine and he got really angry and called me a racist! I was really shocked at his response and basically I beat the crap outta him. But I'm beginning to worry, does he have a point?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Julian

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Dude why did you attack him? Thats fuccing lame, sure maybe he jumped the gun on calling you a racist but your ignorance was proven with your stupid actions regardless of your opinion on black women.
 

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Originally posted by badger
In the past I've had a good few black women. But I've never really enjoyed the experience, the reason for this is that most of them smell. Now don't get me wrong, its not an unclean smell or anything like that, its a perfumed smell which I cannot stand. I (discreetly) asked one girl I was seeing and she explained to me that it was a coconut oil of some sort that most black women use because they have dry skin and try to keep it oiled. Most of them are very very sensual and go like a train but I have decided to leave them well alone. I happened to mention this to a friend of mine and he got really angry and called me a racist! I was really shocked at his response and basically I beat the crap outta him. But I'm beginning to worry, does he have a point?
ROFL WHAT????? This has got to be a joke:
"I happened to mention this to a friend of mine and he got really angry and called me a racist! I was really shocked at his response and basically I beat the crap outta him."
You are one FUCKED UP piece of shit for doing that.
 

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I happened to mention this to a friend of mine and he got really angry and called me a racist!
Some friend eh? Is he black?

I was really shocked at his response and basically I beat the crap outta him.
A true DJ would have kept his cool. (dont worry about it though. I got into a fight with a friend of mine who always talks about cars and is the most AFC guy I know. Plus he loves to ****block. THe look on his face when I grabbed him was priceless... I only keep hanging out with them because my best friend is good friends with him)

Everyone have different tastes. I personally dont like a ghetto booty. I perfer a smaller tighter one.

I dont think your friend has a point. After all, you did try black women out, and you just didnt like it. Period. If you were TRUELY racist, you would have not wanted to tap them at all. You probably wouldn't even want to hang around them.

I think that both you and your friend over reacted.
 

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No, my friend is Chinese. I probably did over react but I hate racists with a passion and to be called one made me see red and lose it.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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