In the past I've had a good few black women. But I've never really enjoyed the experience, the reason for this is that most of them smell. Now don't get me wrong, its not an unclean smell or anything like that, its a perfumed smell which I cannot stand. I (discreetly) asked one girl I was seeing and she explained to me that it was a coconut oil of some sort that most black women use because they have dry skin and try to keep it oiled. Most of them are very very sensual and go like a train but I have decided to leave them well alone. I happened to mention this to a friend of mine and he got really angry and called me a racist! I was really shocked at his response and basically I beat the crap outta him. But I'm beginning to worry, does he have a point?
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Advice please
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