"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Advice for hooking up with an old high school friend?

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Hi, I'm new to these forums so before I get into my main query, let me tell you all a little bit about myself...

I'm a 22 year old virgin with minimal dating experience and I live with my family (parents, sis, nephew) in Brooklyn. I have my own two bedrooms across the hall from our main apartment. Money's tight and I don't start my new job for another week or two. I'm getting over my low self esteem (brought on throughout the years by an overbearing older sister) and have been reading up on all this donjuanery at this site, seducer's diary & chickmagnet101 for the past 2 or 3 months. As far as applying the knowledge goes, that's coming along at a snail's pace but I'm further along then I was say last year.

I'm tall and pretty handsome; an 8 at least most of my female friends tell me, but as I've learned that counts for nothing without a high level of confidence which I'm still struggling to build. Though I am talented at illustration and massaging.

Anyway, onto my query. I've recently come back into contact with a very beautiful friend of mines from High School through mysPace. Back in the day, a mutual friend of ours told me she was into me but I was too much of a wuss to step up. Anyway, she recently messaged me saying we need to catch up cuz it's been a while. I replied with "You're right. We DO need to hang; it's been too long. What's your phone #?" and a couple of days ago, she sent me her digits.


Now I realize PUAs look down on the "One sPecial Girl" attitude and let me just say this isn't that. I'd be content with just being another guy friend to her if nothing of a more physical or romantic nature panned out. But I'm already a guy friend to enough babes and frankly I'd like to turn my luck around with this one.

So now that you know about me and my situation, I'd appreciate whatever wisdom you can sPare. Thank you.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I hate to bump up a thread nobody replied to, esPecially considering my n00b status but I could really use someone's advice. Thanks again...
 

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Why are you randomly capitalizing your P's?

Anyways, read the bible if you haven't already. There's a link at the bottom of every page.

Basically you know she's interested in you because she messaged you first. You have the digits, so call her up and suggest that you two get together for drinks or something. Progress from there.
 

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Oh, it's not random. I have this quirk where I capitalize all "P"s following "S"s. I've done it for so long, I've forgotten why.

Gracias!
 

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Well, it's retared to caPitalize p's when they are not suppossed to be. Quit that shiit.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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And it's neither here nor there to rag on a minor habit of a dude's that has nothing to do with the problem he came seeking wisdom for. That would be like me pointing out how you missPelled (whoops! did it again) "retarded" and "supposed".

I'm here for Casanovication, not written sPeech therapy my friend. ;)
 
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