"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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He a thug. He a gangsta. Reminds me of that Dave Chappell skit "when keeping it real goes wrong."

Looks like he's gonna go down hard at age 23 and lose millions.

Solid career move there champ! :up:
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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His best move would to take the plea deal right now and serve maybe 20 years, instead of 25 to life. Way. Too. Much. Evidence.

This guy makes OJ Simpson look like Osama Bin Laden.

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Aaron Hernandez supposedly was the reason Wes Welker left the Patriots. Straight up made him white flight outta Boston. Something about the "look" in his eyes made him fear for his life. Didn't surprise me when I heard that news. Most whites are straight up scared and SHOOK of Hispanics :nervous:
 
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Hustlaz Ambition said:
Aaron Hernandez supposedly was the reason Wes Welker left the Patriots. Straight up made him white flight outta Boston. Something about the "look" in his eyes made him fear for his life. Didn't surprise me when I heard that news. Most whites are straight up scared and SHOOK of Hispanics :nervous:
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Honestly I dont see whats wrong to leave un unpleasable situation, if you are sitting at the restaurant terace and a stinky homeless sits on the ground near you, are you gonna stay or you will change your sit?

Or if you are at the garden and mosquitos are storming the place, dont u just go inside?

Anyway if you have to make a point of being biten from mosquitos and get sick or smell pee and sh1t while you eat, then fine to me but it doesnt make sense.
 
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Hernandez was on the high totem pole when it came to the drug game. You can tell, they now saying dude was involved in more murders. Most NFL and NBA players are huge funders in the drug game.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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:crackup: it was a sarcastic joke guys. I had hoped to bait them two toothless hicks, boobs and speed dawg to come in here with that post.
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Hernandez was on the high totem pole when it came to the drug game. You can tell, they now saying dude was involved in more murders. Most NFL and NBA players are huge funders in the drug game.
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http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/3506907
 
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^Not really any different from how guys talked about Casey Anthony after her arrest.

A lot of men and women are idiots.
 
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Many people prefer to just move away from trash. Most whites just prefer to have their property values go up.
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White people generally do the smart thing, which is to separate themselves from sh1tballs like Hernandez. Blacks and hispanics hang around and try to fight in the name of some dumb pride for da hood or something and end up getting themselves killed. Natural selection if you ask me.
 
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It's called the National Felons League for a reason.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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