"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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His best move would to take the plea deal right now and serve maybe 20 years, instead of 25 to life. Way. Too. Much. Evidence.
This guy makes OJ Simpson look like Osama Bin Laden.
Edit:
I'll leave this here.
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Honestly I dont see whats wrong to leave un unpleasable situation, if you are sitting at the restaurant terace and a stinky homeless sits on the ground near you, are you gonna stay or you will change your sit?Hustlaz Ambition said:
Or if you are at the garden and mosquitos are storming the place, dont u just go inside?
Anyway if you have to make a point of being biten from mosquitos and get sick or smell pee and sh1t while you eat, then fine to me but it doesnt make sense.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
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:crackup: it was a sarcastic joke guys. I had hoped to bait them two toothless hicks, boobs and speed dawg to come in here with that post.
http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/3506907Fatal Jay said:
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White people generally do the smart thing, which is to separate themselves from sh1tballs like Hernandez. Blacks and hispanics hang around and try to fight in the name of some dumb pride for da hood or something and end up getting themselves killed. Natural selection if you ask me.Danger said:
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.