"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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AAAAAAARGH! Barcelona lost :(

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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yay!!!! chelsea won!!! :D
 

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Originally posted by Baruch
how long have you been a chelsea fan...2 years ?


:)
yes but not just because they are doing so well because i was playing fifa 2004 seeing as my brother is man utd (didnt want to be arsenal because i have somthing against them:p ) i chose chelsea and after being them for so many games over a few years i started suporting them in reality, i think this fact can tell you a lot about making women like you, but i got to figure out what it has to tell you before i post on it!
 

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when i was 9 i started playing and watching football. i watched this team with a bunch of 18 year olds beat top teams in england. and i became their fan. it was ManYoo. Now that I have grown up a little bit, I still like to see them win, but its not the same team that it was built on over the years, so my passion towards them isnt as big when i was a kiddo. I support my local team in israel to the death now.

supporting teams i never went to their match is useless. and just glory hunting imo.

but since you are in england, you may get a chance to watch em. but dont drop the team AFTER abramovich will get arrested for laundering money and the team will sit in deep debts and the bottom of the premiership table :)
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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How was the result? Barcelona 1 x Chelsea 3??

Who scored the goals?
 

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yeh what a match! i was expecting it to be a bore like the 1st one but it sure wasnt.

Chelsea took a 3-0 lead in 20 mins - gudjohnsen, lampard and duff. Everyones like wtf!? The game was virtually over in 20 mins. Then barca got 2 goals just like that! Ronaldinho both of em. Ronaldinhos 2nd goal was amazing! He just stood there doing some weird jingly dance move and then just toe putted it in out of the blue. So yeh barca are so far through on away goals but then terry scores from a corner in the 2nd half.. and barca are out 5-4 on aggregate.
 

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Originally posted by jason86
yeh what a match! i was expecting it to be a bore like the 1st one but it sure wasnt.

Chelsea took a 3-0 lead in 20 mins - gudjohnsen, lampard and duff. Everyones like wtf!? The game was virtually over in 20 mins. Then barca got 2 goals just like that! Ronaldinho both of em. Ronaldinhos 2nd goal was amazing! He just stood there doing some weird jingly dance move and then just toe putted it in out of the blue. So yeh barca are so far through on away goals but then terry scores from a corner in the 2nd half.. and barca are out 5-4 on aggregate.
That's why I love the Brazilian! :D
 
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Originally posted by Baruch
he is the Brazilian, perhaps the best thing to come out of Brazil since Romario.

Ronaldo was good when he was young, but his injuries and luxurious life kept him from becoming the best.
What are you talking about"? :D

Yeah, Romario was a monster, but now he's too old to keep playing it. Rivaldo was an excellent player too!

Thanks for the reminder!
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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