"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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AAAAAAARGH! Barcelona lost :(

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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yay!!!! chelsea won!!! :D
 
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Originally posted by Baruch
how long have you been a chelsea fan...2 years ?


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yes but not just because they are doing so well because i was playing fifa 2004 seeing as my brother is man utd (didnt want to be arsenal because i have somthing against them:p ) i chose chelsea and after being them for so many games over a few years i started suporting them in reality, i think this fact can tell you a lot about making women like you, but i got to figure out what it has to tell you before i post on it!
 
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when i was 9 i started playing and watching football. i watched this team with a bunch of 18 year olds beat top teams in england. and i became their fan. it was ManYoo. Now that I have grown up a little bit, I still like to see them win, but its not the same team that it was built on over the years, so my passion towards them isnt as big when i was a kiddo. I support my local team in israel to the death now.

supporting teams i never went to their match is useless. and just glory hunting imo.

but since you are in england, you may get a chance to watch em. but dont drop the team AFTER abramovich will get arrested for laundering money and the team will sit in deep debts and the bottom of the premiership table :)
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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How was the result? Barcelona 1 x Chelsea 3??

Who scored the goals?
 
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yeh what a match! i was expecting it to be a bore like the 1st one but it sure wasnt.

Chelsea took a 3-0 lead in 20 mins - gudjohnsen, lampard and duff. Everyones like wtf!? The game was virtually over in 20 mins. Then barca got 2 goals just like that! Ronaldinho both of em. Ronaldinhos 2nd goal was amazing! He just stood there doing some weird jingly dance move and then just toe putted it in out of the blue. So yeh barca are so far through on away goals but then terry scores from a corner in the 2nd half.. and barca are out 5-4 on aggregate.
 
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Originally posted by jason86
yeh what a match! i was expecting it to be a bore like the 1st one but it sure wasnt.

Chelsea took a 3-0 lead in 20 mins - gudjohnsen, lampard and duff. Everyones like wtf!? The game was virtually over in 20 mins. Then barca got 2 goals just like that! Ronaldinho both of em. Ronaldinhos 2nd goal was amazing! He just stood there doing some weird jingly dance move and then just toe putted it in out of the blue. So yeh barca are so far through on away goals but then terry scores from a corner in the 2nd half.. and barca are out 5-4 on aggregate.
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That's why I love the Brazilian! :D
 
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Originally posted by Baruch
he is the Brazilian, perhaps the best thing to come out of Brazil since Romario.

Ronaldo was good when he was young, but his injuries and luxurious life kept him from becoming the best.
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What are you talking about"? :D

Yeah, Romario was a monster, but now he's too old to keep playing it. Rivaldo was an excellent player too!

Thanks for the reminder!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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