"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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A true DJ in action (video)

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Alright... where do I begin... I just came home from college to discover an AMAZING video on my computer. Apparently my sister is being stalked by this huge arabian kid at her school. He doesn't talk to her, he just stalks her online. Anyways, he found out she loves the movie titanic, and made a music video of celine dion's my heart will go on, starring himself. I SWEAR TO GOD when you watch this video you will piss yourself in delight.

You're going to need DiVx to play the file.

Keep in mind, this IS 100% SERIOUS. NO JOKE.

Right-click, save as.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Alen-Delon

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this was funny as hell man nice ...
 
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ShortTimer

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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE tell me this is a joke! This is more screwed up than the "star wars kid."

Oh god, his "dancing" oh god make it stop. The jiggling blubber... and the man-boobs... :eek: :eek: :eek: why does he have to keep touching his face?? :confused: :eek: :confused:

The shirt rip!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: *blinded by the blubber*

Maybe someone should splice this video with the "star wars kid" and make them light sabre dual or something.
 
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DJ Supra

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no WAY this video is real. Why why why would you send some girl a video show how disgusting your body is like that? if i were that kid i'd get on a diet as fast as possible and get on a strict workout scedule!

and um... Never ever send videos like that to any girl . This kid is about to get owned once this video gets out.
 
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Le Parisien

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I think this kid have very good POTENTIAL to become good looking: good height, good frame, good face.

But he NEEDS TO LOOSE ALL THAT FAT!!!:D

By the way, it's really hilarious!!!:p Now I understand what "man boob" means...:D
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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wow i havent even watched it yet and am pissing in excitement.....

OGMOGMAMGOOAMEGOMAOEFMWE TM#QTMG HAGHAHAHAH
 
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It didn't work for me. I'm really disappointed.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Porky

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I tried to open it in both realplayer and DivX, but both said it was the wrong format.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Oxide

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this is fvcking hilarious!! i wanna know who sara is....
damn dude, WOULD YOU SING MY HEART WILL GO ON HALF NAKED in front of a camera if you were fat as hell to a girl, knowing she will tell all her friends? those are some balls!!

p.s. too bad he lacks the rest ;) :p
 
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To his credit he has more confidence than most guys I know.
 
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