"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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A true DJ in action (video)

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Alright... where do I begin... I just came home from college to discover an AMAZING video on my computer. Apparently my sister is being stalked by this huge arabian kid at her school. He doesn't talk to her, he just stalks her online. Anyways, he found out she loves the movie titanic, and made a music video of celine dion's my heart will go on, starring himself. I SWEAR TO GOD when you watch this video you will piss yourself in delight.

You're going to need DiVx to play the file.

Keep in mind, this IS 100% SERIOUS. NO JOKE.

Right-click, save as.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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this was funny as hell man nice ...
 
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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE tell me this is a joke! This is more screwed up than the "star wars kid."

Oh god, his "dancing" oh god make it stop. The jiggling blubber... and the man-boobs... :eek: :eek: :eek: why does he have to keep touching his face?? :confused: :eek: :confused:

The shirt rip!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: *blinded by the blubber*

Maybe someone should splice this video with the "star wars kid" and make them light sabre dual or something.
 
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DJ Supra

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no WAY this video is real. Why why why would you send some girl a video show how disgusting your body is like that? if i were that kid i'd get on a diet as fast as possible and get on a strict workout scedule!

and um... Never ever send videos like that to any girl . This kid is about to get owned once this video gets out.
 
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Le Parisien

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I think this kid have very good POTENTIAL to become good looking: good height, good frame, good face.

But he NEEDS TO LOOSE ALL THAT FAT!!!:D

By the way, it's really hilarious!!!:p Now I understand what "man boob" means...:D
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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wow i havent even watched it yet and am pissing in excitement.....

OGMOGMAMGOOAMEGOMAOEFMWE TM#QTMG HAGHAHAHAH
 
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It didn't work for me. I'm really disappointed.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Porky

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I tried to open it in both realplayer and DivX, but both said it was the wrong format.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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this is fvcking hilarious!! i wanna know who sara is....
damn dude, WOULD YOU SING MY HEART WILL GO ON HALF NAKED in front of a camera if you were fat as hell to a girl, knowing she will tell all her friends? those are some balls!!

p.s. too bad he lacks the rest ;) :p
 
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To his credit he has more confidence than most guys I know.
 
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