"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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A test for me to know

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""you make me feel that i'm worthy thanks for being mine" =) mwahmwah HONEY"

this is one one of my friend's friendster shoutout to her girlfriend...i don't know if i'm over analyzing things but do you guys think this type of comment is a NO NO?!?!?!...can you make a prediction of what can happen in a relationship with a guy like this?!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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vagrant said:
""you make me feel that i'm worthy thanks for being mine" =) mwahmwah HONEY"

this is one one of my friend's friendster shoutout to her girlfriend...i don't know if i'm over analyzing things but do you guys think this type of comment is a NO NO?!?!?!...can you make a prediction of what can happen in a relationship with a guy like this?!
wow I just threwup in my mouth.... She should be thanking him.
 

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Paintballguy said:
wow I just threwup in my mouth.... She should be thanking him.
haha...wait what?...why should she thank him?...huh?!?!
 

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vagrant said:
haha...wait what?...why should she thank him?...huh?!?!
I think he's trying to say the guy is a girly man and the girl seems to have the balls in the relationship. These roles should be reversed
 

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kanaka said:
I think he's trying to say the guy is a girly man and the girl seems to have the balls in the relationship. These roles should be reversed
exactly... a girl should be thanking a guy just to be able to spend time with him. IE, you want the girl to be on your nuts.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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kanaka said:
I think he's trying to say the guy is a girly man and the girl seems to have the balls in the relationship. These roles should be reversed
I find more relationships are like that now a days. Something I was once guilty of.
Maybe a reflection of our feminized society?
 
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