"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Have any of you landed a hot female and when things escalated into sex, she smelled terrible down stairs?

How did you handle the situation? Or How would you handle the situation?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I know a guy that happened to. He said he was on his way down there and................came right back up (you get the picture). He said he still fvcked her though.
 
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Originally posted by Tazman
I know a guy that happened to. He said he was on his way down there and................came right back up (you get the picture). He said he still fvcked her though.
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I was with this one woman who was let's say LESS THAN HYGIENIC. I was getting an aroma before she ever took her pants off. This ***** was literally collecting fruit flies.

Be careful, some women really don't know "how to was their ass right":eek:
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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I was with this one woman who was let's say LESS THAN HYGIENIC. I was getting an aroma before she ever took her pants off. This ***** was literally collecting fruit flies.
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My God.......Did you continue with her or did you make an excuse to leave before doing anything else?
 
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This is what you do;

1)get off the bed, and walk to the window
2)open the window and jump out, hopefully on your way down you catch some fresh air
 
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I was less tactful when it happened to me once. I think I went 'phew damn that smells' -or something along that line - and lost my erection. I really didnt want to say that outloud but it just happened. Anyways, it kinda crushed all of her self-esteem, then for the next few weeks I had an emo-case on my hands.

Thinking back to it, I should have been a good soldier, kept my mouth shut and done my duty. Then at least I wouldnt have had to deal with a totally emotionally-crushed-self-esteem-at-zero-prosent ho.
 
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I have once mini-vomitted due to unpleasantness downstairs. I just swallowed it to save her the embarassment.

Not only was it extremely hairy, but smelt like rotting garbage combined with sweaty ass.
 
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This is what you do;

1)get off the bed, and walk to the window
2)open the window and jump out, hopefully on your way down you catch some fresh air
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Douse yourself in gasoline and set yourself on fire first. And don't bother opening the window, just launch yourself through it screaming.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Birds who think they can get away with that need shooting.

Although it's more common than you think and it doesn't mean they are 'dirty' as such.

Tell her you are just nipping down the shops and get the store to deliver some live yoghurt.

Brings a new meaning to the word pvssy.
 
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Just so you know, some women it depends on the time of the month.

I was with this girl that everything was all good, then sometimes I'd get with her and after ****ing the stench was through the entire room... Eventually I couldn't handle that, among other things, and broke up with her, but the smell is ALWAYS different.
 
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Just a tip for anyone planning on going down on a girl (read this tip right here on the forum but I can't remember who posted it so sorry I can't give credit)

Before going down, use your fingers while kissing her, after you 'dipped' get your hand behind her back and bring it up to your nose so you can get a preview of what's to come..

This way you can decide upfront wheather or not you wanna go down there at all..
 
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Originally posted by Caveman
Just a tip for anyone planning on going down on a girl (read this tip right here on the forum but I can't remember who posted it so sorry I can't give credit)

Before going down, use your fingers while kissing her, after you 'dipped' get your hand behind her back and bring it up to your nose so you can get a preview of what's to come..

This way you can decide upfront wheather or not you wanna go down there at all..
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I always thought it was grab a breast and start licking her nipple, so you're nose is right near your finger.
 
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