"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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A quick note on ****s

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The world is depressingly full of ****s. People who are poor, stupid, and will never achieve anything. Some ****er just tried to start something with me on the train, all because I was reading Nietzsche and he couldn't say the word.

Yesterday, I was running and some **** swung by me on his bike, informed me that i was a ****, and then sped off as fast as he could.

Where the **** did they all come from? I hardly live in a ****ing ghetto. I wouldn't care so much, but these guys both looked about 19, a good few years older than me, and they just reminded me about why guys have such a bad name.

Pikeys? No, while offering to "slash me" that **** on the train also informed me that he likes Mario Winnans. WHO IN THE SWEET NAME OF GOD THREATENS SOMEONE AND THEN SAYS THEY LIKE THAT ****?!?!?!? I am ashamed to be of the same gender as that ****. Mario ****ing Winnans!?!?!?! We don't even have real pikeys anymore. Yeah, I know he didn't have a knife, I just hung around so they didn't pick on this kid, then I walked away, like anyone with an ounce of sense would do. But what the hell is up with that?!?!?!

... Marrio ****ing Winnans...?

Eugh, that just makes me sick. The kid must have been about 14. That's just not right. It's like plagues of Anastasia fans wearing nike and threatening to disembowel you, oh wait, with what?!

Christ, if girls ever pissed me off, it was no where near as badly as the male crap that floats about Britain's public transport system 24 hours a day.

Breathe in...breathe out...:mad:
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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its because england got eliminated from the Euro cup.
 
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Where abouts were you?, where i live it's pretty rough with all the ****ers who think that they are hard. Sure you can beat em up, but if you do, 10 of their mates come out and beat you up. You just can't win.
 
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id like to know more about the convo you had with him lol. how did it end up going from neitzsche to mario winnans lol.
 
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Oy, maybe as a side topic to Health week we could have fighting. I'll post this in the other thread too since it does a fat lot of good here.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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backstreet boys > mario winnans......I seriously cannot stand that guy especially after that one song. Went something like.."If your cheating on me dont tell me."

What the crap...thats just some BS:eek:
 
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Misleading thread title!
 
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