"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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A quick note on ****s

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The world is depressingly full of ****s. People who are poor, stupid, and will never achieve anything. Some ****er just tried to start something with me on the train, all because I was reading Nietzsche and he couldn't say the word.

Yesterday, I was running and some **** swung by me on his bike, informed me that i was a ****, and then sped off as fast as he could.

Where the **** did they all come from? I hardly live in a ****ing ghetto. I wouldn't care so much, but these guys both looked about 19, a good few years older than me, and they just reminded me about why guys have such a bad name.

Pikeys? No, while offering to "slash me" that **** on the train also informed me that he likes Mario Winnans. WHO IN THE SWEET NAME OF GOD THREATENS SOMEONE AND THEN SAYS THEY LIKE THAT ****?!?!?!? I am ashamed to be of the same gender as that ****. Mario ****ing Winnans!?!?!?! We don't even have real pikeys anymore. Yeah, I know he didn't have a knife, I just hung around so they didn't pick on this kid, then I walked away, like anyone with an ounce of sense would do. But what the hell is up with that?!?!?!

... Marrio ****ing Winnans...?

Eugh, that just makes me sick. The kid must have been about 14. That's just not right. It's like plagues of Anastasia fans wearing nike and threatening to disembowel you, oh wait, with what?!

Christ, if girls ever pissed me off, it was no where near as badly as the male crap that floats about Britain's public transport system 24 hours a day.

Breathe in...breathe out...:mad:
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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its because england got eliminated from the Euro cup.
 
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Where abouts were you?, where i live it's pretty rough with all the ****ers who think that they are hard. Sure you can beat em up, but if you do, 10 of their mates come out and beat you up. You just can't win.
 
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id like to know more about the convo you had with him lol. how did it end up going from neitzsche to mario winnans lol.
 
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Oy, maybe as a side topic to Health week we could have fighting. I'll post this in the other thread too since it does a fat lot of good here.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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backstreet boys > mario winnans......I seriously cannot stand that guy especially after that one song. Went something like.."If your cheating on me dont tell me."

What the crap...thats just some BS:eek:
 
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Misleading thread title!
 
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