"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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A question on pregnancies.

Chillisauce

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Hey, todays been pretty rough on me. I just thought i'd post the question which has been plagueing me.

What is the chance of your girlfriend getting pregnant while on the pill AND when you consistantly use condoms?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Chillisauce

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cause she is :(, that leaves only a few options

- I won the lottery in reverse.
- She lied to me about the pill.
- She's been fvcking someone else who hasnt been using a dom.

If she decides to have it i'll be asking for a paterninity test, really not a turn for the best .. this is really the last thing i want right now.
 

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Get that parentity test. It could have been a freak of nature. Look in your garbage (condom, the pills), examine the pills to see if she's been taking them..
 

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If she skipped a few pills one month, it could be enough to cause the entire month's worth to fail.

That plus a leaky condom would do it...

OTOH I'd get a DNA test no matter what. But some states actually don't recognize them as a way of getting out of child support!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Chillisauce

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I live in Australia, child support isnt the issue for me. If she decides to have it and its mine, then i'll feel responsible for helping raise it. Does anyone know a good way to bring up the option of abortion? Shes not religious and i don't believe she wants a child yet either.
 
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