"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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A Prayer for Father Don Juan

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Oh Don Juan, who art now in vagina Heaven,
Hallowed be thy Game.
Thy kingdom come.
Thy will be done,
In the club as it is in the bedroom.
Give us this day our daily pie.
And forgive us our bad choices in women,
As we forgive the PUA's and Players who work against us
Let us not fall into a lesbian triangle,
But deliver us and defend us from all haters of men.
Amen,

Don Juan, Casanova, and Joseph

By the order of our imperial master, Don Juan, let the game of the day begin.
 
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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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haha nice! ill have to memorize that sometime.
 
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someones got a lil too much time on his hands...
 
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"I don´t use neg hits to lower someone elses value. I use compliments to raise someone elses value to my level."

This is a great attitude to have. Good job bro
 
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he could have thought of this after fvcking a pair of twin cuties. ya never know. much appreciation to creating this. could be used as a quick motive before going out or attempting an approach
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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he could have thought of this after fvcking a pair of twin cuties. ya never know. much appreciation to creating this. could be used as a quick motive before going out or attempting an approach
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There will be more of these to come - much better ones

I actually thought of this while I was at this Santeria Ceremony with this Vodoo priestess girl I've been working on. The **** was crazy, with people channeling spirits and stuff. And all I could think about was these funny prayers. I'll fill in the whole Vodoo story in another post.

Just imagine banging Jessica Alba as the girl in the Exorcist movie. Heavy stuff.
 
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nice you have my best wishes on getting her.
 
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this could be a start of new aditions to the dj bible i thought about making a ten commandments this weekend
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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this could be a start of new aditions to the dj bible i thought about making a ten commandments this weekend
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Absolutely

There are also incantation prayers for calling spirits - Like calling on the force of Don Juan to give you strength and guidance - could be funny

anyway, fell free to bounce the commandments off me - I've been giving them some thought as well
 
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