"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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A Prayer for Father Don Juan

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Oh Don Juan, who art now in vagina Heaven,
Hallowed be thy Game.
Thy kingdom come.
Thy will be done,
In the club as it is in the bedroom.
Give us this day our daily pie.
And forgive us our bad choices in women,
As we forgive the PUA's and Players who work against us
Let us not fall into a lesbian triangle,
But deliver us and defend us from all haters of men.
Amen,

Don Juan, Casanova, and Joseph

By the order of our imperial master, Don Juan, let the game of the day begin.
 
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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haha nice! ill have to memorize that sometime.
 
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someones got a lil too much time on his hands...
 
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"I don´t use neg hits to lower someone elses value. I use compliments to raise someone elses value to my level."

This is a great attitude to have. Good job bro
 
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he could have thought of this after fvcking a pair of twin cuties. ya never know. much appreciation to creating this. could be used as a quick motive before going out or attempting an approach
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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he could have thought of this after fvcking a pair of twin cuties. ya never know. much appreciation to creating this. could be used as a quick motive before going out or attempting an approach
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There will be more of these to come - much better ones

I actually thought of this while I was at this Santeria Ceremony with this Vodoo priestess girl I've been working on. The **** was crazy, with people channeling spirits and stuff. And all I could think about was these funny prayers. I'll fill in the whole Vodoo story in another post.

Just imagine banging Jessica Alba as the girl in the Exorcist movie. Heavy stuff.
 
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nice you have my best wishes on getting her.
 
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this could be a start of new aditions to the dj bible i thought about making a ten commandments this weekend
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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this could be a start of new aditions to the dj bible i thought about making a ten commandments this weekend
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Absolutely

There are also incantation prayers for calling spirits - Like calling on the force of Don Juan to give you strength and guidance - could be funny

anyway, fell free to bounce the commandments off me - I've been giving them some thought as well
 
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