A Prayer for Father Don Juan

[Dongfu]

Oh Don Juan, who art now in vagina Heaven,
Hallowed be thy Game.
Thy kingdom come.
Thy will be done,
In the club as it is in the bedroom.
Give us this day our daily pie.
And forgive us our bad choices in women,
As we forgive the PUA's and Players who work against us
Let us not fall into a lesbian triangle,
But deliver us and defend us from all haters of men.
Amen,

Don Juan, Casanova, and Joseph

By the order of our imperial master, Don Juan, let the game of the day begin.

 

[J-Bone]

haha nice! ill have to memorize that sometime.

 

[ChrizZ]

someones got a lil too much time on his hands...

 

[Dongfu]

"I don´t use neg hits to lower someone elses value. I use compliments to raise someone elses value to my level."

This is a great attitude to have. Good job bro

 

[J-Bone]

he could have thought of this after fvcking a pair of twin cuties. ya never know. much appreciation to creating this. could be used as a quick motive before going out or attempting an approach

 

[Dongfu]

he could have thought of this after fvcking a pair of twin cuties. ya never know. much appreciation to creating this. could be used as a quick motive before going out or attempting an approach

There will be more of these to come - much better ones

I actually thought of this while I was at this Santeria Ceremony with this Vodoo priestess girl I've been working on. The **** was crazy, with people channeling spirits and stuff. And all I could think about was these funny prayers. I'll fill in the whole Vodoo story in another post.

Just imagine banging Jessica Alba as the girl in the Exorcist movie. Heavy stuff.

 

[J-Bone]

nice you have my best wishes on getting her.

 

[Obsidian]

The Pook is with you, Brother Dongfu.

 

[Dongfu]

The Pook is with you, Brother Dongfu.

Yes, Master Pook, of the Ascended Vagina Masters

 

[J-Bone]

this could be a start of new aditions to the dj bible i thought about making a ten commandments this weekend

 

[Dongfu]

this could be a start of new aditions to the dj bible i thought about making a ten commandments this weekend

Absolutely

There are also incantation prayers for calling spirits - Like calling on the force of Don Juan to give you strength and guidance - could be funny

anyway, fell free to bounce the commandments off me - I've been giving them some thought as well