"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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A Play In 2 Acts!!!!

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PLAY IN 2 ACTS

ACT 1
CHARACTERS =BOULEPIQUANTE AND THE SEXY HOTTIE
PLACE = the coffeehouse
the hottie is sItting sipping what appears to be coffee or it might be tea ( but the drink is irrelevant to the action )

ME ( alias BOULIPIQUANTE ) may i sit at your table , THE CAFE IS SO BUSY

HER go ahead

ME thanx! don t want to disturb you but i am mr magic and i d like to show you a magic trick if i may
HER go ahead ( the gal so far hasn t got much convo )

ME i bet i can touch your BREAST without touching yoUr blouse

HER go ahead ( her vocabulary s definitely very limited!!
promising indeed for a full blown relationship )
so i reach out for her breast and i touch it
heck i ve lost my bet !!! i ve touched your blouse!! i owe you
one EURO

HER( all red DUE TO the airconditioning or the emotion ? ) you do that to all the girls

ME I do and it feels so good each time!!!

I owe you a euro!! i think because of the offense i ve committed you deserve more than that
fancy a bit at CROCO BELL? and a cuddle if you behave?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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...uh....OK.

Here's what would probably actually happen:

BP (Boulepiquante): don t want to disturb you but i am mr magic and i d like to show you a magic trick if i may

Her: what?

BP: i bet i can touch your BREAST without touching yoUr blouse

Her: (rolls eyes) uh huh..

so i reach out for her breast and i touch it

BP: heck i ve lost my bet !!! i ve touched your blouse!! i owe you
one EURO

Her: (all red DUE TO the embarrassment) get your hands off you pervert! You do this to all the girls?

ME I do and it feels so good each time!!!

Her: (stunned look)

BP: I owe you a euro!! i think because of the offense i ve committed you deserve more than that
fancy a bit at CROCO BELL? and a cuddle if you behave?

Her: (still stunned) You better get out of here before i call the police a$$hole!
 
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Originally posted by James Bondage
...uh....OK.

Here's what would probably actually happen:

BP (Boulepiquante): don t want to disturb you but i am mr magic and i d like to show you a magic trick if i may

Her: what?

BP: i bet i can touch your BREAST without touching yoUr blouse

Her: (rolls eyes) uh huh..

so i reach out for her breast and i touch it

BP: heck i ve lost my bet !!! i ve touched your blouse!! i owe you
one EURO

Her: (all red DUE TO the embarrassment) get your hands off you pervert! You do this to all the girls?

ME I do and it feels so good each time!!!

Her: (stunned look)

BP: I owe you a euro!! i think because of the offense i ve committed you deserve more than that
fancy a bit at CROCO BELL? and a cuddle if you behave?

Her: (still stunned) You better get out of here before i call the police a$$hole!
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:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

So true.
 
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WELL IT S ALL VERY WELL TO MAKE A JOKE OF IT ALL
A FRIEND OF mine did that he touched her breast thru her blouse
she didn t call the police nor the restaurantowner but she begged him to do it again
and the story wouldn t be complete without was follows

he invitedher to the local CROCO BELL they flirted like mad couldn t help making love in the CROCOBELL
AS A RESULT A LOT OF CUTLERY WAS SMASHED and he had to pay for the damage
 
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Originally posted by boulepiquante
WELL IT S ALL VERY WELL TO MAKE A JOKE OF IT ALL
A FRIEND OF mine did that he touched her breast thru her blouse
she didn t call the police nor the restaurantowner but she begged him to do it again
and the story wouldn t be complete without was follows

he invitedher to the local CROCO BELL they flirted like mad couldn t help making love in the CROCOBELL
AS A RESULT A LOT OF CUTLERY WAS SMASHED and he had to pay for the damage
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Are you ill?


Or just abit wierd.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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THE THING ABOUT IS THAT YOU HAVE NO HUMOR
MY POSTS ARE MEANT TO BE TONGUE IN CHEEK
AND YOU RE A BRIT
I THOUGHT Y D SUPPOSEDLY INVENTED HUMOR

PS IF YOU WANT TO PICK UP ON CRUMPETS HUMOR S A MUST DIDN T YOU KNOW
 
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Originally posted by boulepiquante
r tomartoes
THE THING ABOUT IS THAT YOU HAVE NO HUMOR
MY POSTS ARE MEANT TO BE TONGUE IN CHEEK
AND YOU RE A BRIT
I THOUGHT Y D SUPPOSEDLY INVENTED HUMOR

PS IF YOU WANT TO PICK UP ON CRUMPETS HUMOR S A MUST DIDN T YOU KNOW
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You know what.....the thing about humor is the joke HAS TO BE FUNNY!

You just spoute out random bull**** that makes no sense...

Dam Troll. Why am i even replying to this post. FEED THE TROLL!

Im glad i live in the UK!

Well being from South Africa i am suprised you have a sense of humor. Dont you need to spend your life dodging bullets and not being kidnapped. Lovely place.....3000 armed robberies a month in Johannesburg alone!

Rather have a crumpet than a bullet in me thanks.
 
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all you can do is chain up corny jokes you probably got from the BEANO
the lowest sort of humor
you have no spontaneous humor per se
also you don t have to attack SOUtH AFRICA
there r a lot things NOT COOL one coul say about the BRITS like
they ransacked the RAJ
PUT OUR WOMEN AND CHILDERN IN concentration camps ( laagers) during the Boer war and thousands of them died of dysentry
your ancestors also starved to death the poor irish peasants ( ie the potatoe famin 1840 s
 
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