"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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A neg about bright white teeth.

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PeterCrouch

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I need one, and cant think of one.

Anyone got any of the top of there head?

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Here is one I always use, gets a great laugh and isn't too offending...

Me: oh my god! your teeth are so white/straight/perfect... Are they real???
Her: hahahahaha ofcourse!
Me: no way! I don't believe you, can i touch them???
then move your hand towards her mouth as if you are actually going to do it
Her: NO!!!! hahahaha
Me: ha! I knew it!

Then take it from there. You can even use this as a cold approach. But make sure you are smiling and do it in a c+f way.
 
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Fash said:
Here is one I always use, gets a great laugh and isn't too offending...

Me: oh my god! your teeth are so white/straight/perfect... Are they real???
Her: hahahahaha ofcourse!
Me: no way! I don't believe you, can i touch them???
then move your hand towards her mouth as if you are actually going to do it
Her: NO!!!! hahahaha
Me: ha! I knew it!

Then take it from there. You can even use this as a cold approach. But make sure you are smiling and do it in a c+f way.
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that is cool as hell, i'll have to try that one
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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