Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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A little tragic lol

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Eternal_water

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So tiny bit of background, 21 yr old virgin who has had 1 gf in whole life. She dumped me a few years ago. Not had so much as a date/kiss since.


Until last night. samthehobbit put in another thread how the line "how about a new years kiss" got him several make outs last year. I had 2 oppurtunities to use the line myself last night and they both shoved their tongue down my throat (I wasn't complaining).

And I was a living tripod after both :crackup:

To be honest I was kinda surprised how easy it was. I have this thing in my mind where its impossible for me but not every other guy in the world.

So yeah a little tragic but oh well.

Last night brings the total number of girls I've kissed up to 3.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Wow dude. I mean absolutely no offense, but you're ****ing pathetic LOL. You've been on this forum since Mar of 2012 and you FINALLY get the first, SLIGHT bit of action on new years. That's 9+ months! A baby can pop out within that time period.

Took you long enough! Now go accomplish greater tasks!!!
 
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Glad it worked out for you bro!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Eternal_water said:
To be honest I was kinda surprised how easy it was. I have this thing in my mind where its impossible for me but not every other guy in the world.
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See what a little bit of confidence will do for ya? Most AFCs don't have the ba11s to use a line like that, but you pulled it off and got rewarded :up:

Keep up the field work and it will pay off.
 
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Nicee, im assuming your a pretty attractive dude cuz i dont think it would work for dudes who arent attractive
 
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Desdinova said:
See what a little bit of confidence will do for ya? Most AFCs don't have the ba11s to use a line like that, but you pulled it off and got rewarded :up:

Keep up the field work and it will pay off.
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Apparently so, I managed to kiss 2 more girls last night. (Making the grand total up to the dizzying heights of 5 lol)

Which is of course very minor for most of the dj's around here but for someone who hadn't so much as kissed a girl in around 3 years - to have have kissed 4 different girls in under a week is good progress.
 
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Eternal_water said:
Apparently so, I managed to kiss 2 more girls last night. (Making the grand total up to the dizzying heights of 5 lol)
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Dude! You've quintupled your number in less than a week!
Well done.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Lol I remember when I got my third make out, it was a month later than my second and about three months after my first.

After that I got a makeout with a new girl every week for a month, and it was in a small club with maybe 50 people dancing. My best performance so far.

So good for you, keep up the good work, use the momentum you've got. :cheer:
 
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