"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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A little problem

tubagiant89

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There's tis pretty hot chick who has her locker next to me, and has had it by me since 6 grade (we're now Juniors). We've both become really good friends, and we joke around. I'd love to ask her out, but there's one problem; she's always hanging out with all these thug types.
Some of them aren't that bad, but there are some who are African American who are really annoying. How could I distinguish myself from these people and ask her out?
Before I take your comments, I should describe one of these guys. He's about a year younger than me, and talks a lot of ****, is always being physical with the chick, but backs down when he pisses me off. He is just an annoying pest, but one that won't go away.
Any suggestions on handling the dude and getting the girl?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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DXX

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kill the dude in front of the chick and she's all urs.

No seriously, its hard to give advice on ur situation because we'd have to be there to really know wtf is going on. It's all too vague
 

Nobody

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Any girl that hangs out with negros, likes the negro **** and the negro attitude. You have no chance unless you're a wigger.
 

i am me

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/\that aint true...she might be turned off if youre a super prep kinda guy but it sounds like u get along with her so u hav a chance. does she go out wit the thug type or does she jus hang out wit em sometimes?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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