"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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a line i use that works

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If u see a girl walk by you on the streets or anywhere yell out WoW! look at those graphics. It looks better than my X-box, Ps2 or whatever. they are guarunteed to laugh unless you don't say it with confidence. remember fellow don's you can say the best line in the world but it won't work without confidence. By the way that Girl bully HB10 is a monster in bed, just in case you're wondering. she had me clawing at the walls screaming.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I had marginal success with just saying "Wow!". Most of the times girls just smile or say something silly in return.
 

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Oh man...thats about all I can give on this one. Must work on arcade chicks
 

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Sometimes I will yell out "oowwwww!!" in a really high pitched voice. You have to hear the sound to know it. It usually gets a chuckle out of girls, though.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Originally posted by DJUofS
Sometimes I will yell out "oowwwww!!" in a really high pitched voice. You have to hear the sound to know it. It usually gets a chuckle out of girls, though.
u were holding on to ya penis at the same time ? hahahhaha
 

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I suppose that could work. I once told a girl she was going to get fat hips from eating a br eadstick and it made her horny for me. Women are illogical like that sometimes.
That is some strange c + f, but u made it work nicely...:D
 

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don't use pickup lines. The essence of DJ is body language and dynamic interaction
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Well rgeere, I think that you own ****y and funny on this board, your stuff is hilarious.

Last night I was talking to this chick about hooking up with her and this is what I said:

Me: Well if your ever ready to date me, I might be able to make room for another girlfriend.

Her: (laughing) Oh really, how many do u have?

Me: Do you have a calculator handy?

She was puddy in my hand after that. I got that calculator line from one of your posts, thanks man.
 

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Originally posted by Ever onward

Me: Well if your ever ready to date me, I might be able to make room for another girlfriend.
Her: (laughing) Oh really, how many do u have?
Me: Do you have a calculator handy?

She was puddy in my hand after that. I got that calculator line from one of your posts, thanks man.
Ok, this is a follow up one you can try that will play up on that one.

Next time you call her, set yourself up for this...


Me: You can trust me, I'm faithful...
Her: Really?
Me: Sure I am, I spend an equal amount of time with each one of my girls.
 
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