"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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a line i use that works

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If u see a girl walk by you on the streets or anywhere yell out WoW! look at those graphics. It looks better than my X-box, Ps2 or whatever. they are guarunteed to laugh unless you don't say it with confidence. remember fellow don's you can say the best line in the world but it won't work without confidence. By the way that Girl bully HB10 is a monster in bed, just in case you're wondering. she had me clawing at the walls screaming.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I had marginal success with just saying "Wow!". Most of the times girls just smile or say something silly in return.
 

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Oh man...thats about all I can give on this one. Must work on arcade chicks
 

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Sometimes I will yell out "oowwwww!!" in a really high pitched voice. You have to hear the sound to know it. It usually gets a chuckle out of girls, though.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Originally posted by DJUofS
Sometimes I will yell out "oowwwww!!" in a really high pitched voice. You have to hear the sound to know it. It usually gets a chuckle out of girls, though.
u were holding on to ya penis at the same time ? hahahhaha
 

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I suppose that could work. I once told a girl she was going to get fat hips from eating a br eadstick and it made her horny for me. Women are illogical like that sometimes.
That is some strange c + f, but u made it work nicely...:D
 

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don't use pickup lines. The essence of DJ is body language and dynamic interaction
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Well rgeere, I think that you own ****y and funny on this board, your stuff is hilarious.

Last night I was talking to this chick about hooking up with her and this is what I said:

Me: Well if your ever ready to date me, I might be able to make room for another girlfriend.

Her: (laughing) Oh really, how many do u have?

Me: Do you have a calculator handy?

She was puddy in my hand after that. I got that calculator line from one of your posts, thanks man.
 

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Originally posted by Ever onward

Me: Well if your ever ready to date me, I might be able to make room for another girlfriend.
Her: (laughing) Oh really, how many do u have?
Me: Do you have a calculator handy?

She was puddy in my hand after that. I got that calculator line from one of your posts, thanks man.
Ok, this is a follow up one you can try that will play up on that one.

Next time you call her, set yourself up for this...


Me: You can trust me, I'm faithful...
Her: Really?
Me: Sure I am, I spend an equal amount of time with each one of my girls.
 
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