a line i use that works

[joecollapoppa]

If u see a girl walk by you on the streets or anywhere yell out WoW! look at those graphics. It looks better than my X-box, Ps2 or whatever. they are guarunteed to laugh unless you don't say it with confidence. remember fellow don's you can say the best line in the world but it won't work without confidence. By the way that Girl bully HB10 is a monster in bed, just in case you're wondering. she had me clawing at the walls screaming.

 

[rgeere]

You can't be serious....

 

[Life-Trainee]

I had marginal success with just saying "Wow!". Most of the times girls just smile or say something silly in return.

 

[The Bartender]

Oh man...thats about all I can give on this one. Must work on arcade chicks

 

[DJUofS]

Sometimes I will yell out "oowwwww!!" in a really high pitched voice. You have to hear the sound to know it. It usually gets a chuckle out of girls, though.

 

[rgeere]

I suppose that could work. I once told a girl she was going to get fat hips from eating a br eadstick and it made her horny for me. Women are illogical like that sometimes.

 

[AETude]

Originally posted by DJUofS
Sometimes I will yell out "oowwwww!!" in a really high pitched voice. You have to hear the sound to know it. It usually gets a chuckle out of girls, though.

u were holding on to ya penis at the same time ? hahahhaha

 

[Ever onward]

I suppose that could work. I once told a girl she was going to get fat hips from eating a br eadstick and it made her horny for me. Women are illogical like that sometimes.

That is some strange c + f, but u made it work nicely...

 

[rgeere]

Originally posted by Ever onward
That is some strange c + f, but u made it work nicely...

Heck ya, there were some guys that didn't believe me when I posted about it.

If she was a stupid girl she probably would have been offended, but she's not which is why she understood....

link found here.....

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=55144

 

[MackJr]

don't use pickup lines. The essence of DJ is body language and dynamic interaction

 

[Ever onward]

Well rgeere, I think that you own ****y and funny on this board, your stuff is hilarious.

Last night I was talking to this chick about hooking up with her and this is what I said:

Me: Well if your ever ready to date me, I might be able to make room for another girlfriend.

Her: (laughing) Oh really, how many do u have?

Me: Do you have a calculator handy?

She was puddy in my hand after that. I got that calculator line from one of your posts, thanks man.

 

[rgeere]

Originally posted by Ever onward

Me: Well if your ever ready to date me, I might be able to make room for another girlfriend.
Her: (laughing) Oh really, how many do u have?
Me: Do you have a calculator handy?

She was puddy in my hand after that. I got that calculator line from one of your posts, thanks man.

Ok, this is a follow up one you can try that will play up on that one.

Next time you call her, set yourself up for this...


Me: You can trust me, I'm faithful...
Her: Really?
Me: Sure I am, I spend an equal amount of time with each one of my girls.