"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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If you know the solution, this might actually come in handy sometimes. Ha.




You have 2 condoms.

You want to sleep with 3 different chicks,all of them have different STDs.

You dont want to get sick yourself, but dont want to pass something down from one chick to another either.

WWJD?



p.s. There IS a solution.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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I never heard this riddle before but heres my take on the answer!

Yo have sex with HB1, then do it with HB2. Now the two condoms are used so you have a bit of a prob!

My solution: Put on the condom you used on HB1 and, on top of that put on the condom you used on HB2 INSIDE OUT so that the outside is STD free and the condom on your d!ck is STD free too!

Right?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Use the 2 condoms on the first 2 girls....and then **** the 3rd one up the ass pipe?:confused:
 
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Seen this before...But I've always wonderd - If you know these three b!tches all have STDs, then what are you doing trying to bone all three? Even if a check was a 10 I still wouldn't go near her if there's cottage cheese oozing out down below.
 
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Originally posted by silverwex
I never heard this riddle before but heres my take on the answer!

Yo have sex with HB1, then do it with HB2. Now the two condoms are used so you have a bit of a prob!

My solution: Put on the condom you used on HB1 and, on top of that put on the condom you used on HB2 INSIDE OUT so that the outside is STD free and the condom on your d!ck is STD free too!

Right?
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no, if when doin a 3rd one you flip the top condom inside out, you will knock her up..cause your err...stuff is on that side.


and ffs its a riddle,stop sayin dont sleep with chicks with STDs....
 
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use 1 condom with chick number 1
use the same condom but put the other one too (use 2 condoms)
still with condom #1 use the second condom in the other side.


hmnnnnn still would pass from chick 2 to chick 3....
 
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Wear both condoms with girl number 1.

Take off the first condom and do girl number 2.

Put the first condom back on inside out over the top of the second condom and do girl number 3.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
Wear both condoms with girl number 1.

Take off the first condom and do girl number 2.

Put the first condom back on inside out over the top of the second condom and do girl number 3.
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Originally posted by affliction
Use the 2 condoms on the first 2 girls....and then **** the 3rd one up the ass pipe?:confused:
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You get STD's from anal sex too...
You got BURNED. At least your **** did. :p
 
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